War Myths... posted by lenin

Myths About the 'War on Terror'

The most prevalent myth about the ‘war on terror’ is that there is any such thing. An earnest glance at the world will demonstrate that the term is an abuse of the English language, and not merely because it involves (as Terry Jones put it) “the bombing of an abstract noun”. It is because the phrase suggests we are at war with a tactic, a specific kind of political action – that which uses violence, discriminate or otherwise, to yield political rewards, sow confusion, provide frightful object lessons in history or divert the enemy’s precious resources. In fact, the most obvious sense in which the United States, as the main actor in this war, is fighting against this tactic is also the sense in which it makes a mockery of its own rhetoric. By fighting two wars of aggression in almost as many years, the United States has repeatedly used violence, discriminate or otherwise, to yield political rewards…
At the same time, however, the US government has been channelling funds to Colombian far right militias and to Venezuelan putschists via the National Endowment for Democracy, (a CIA front whose many esteemed luminaries include Condoleeza Rice). It has been assisting the state terror of the Indonesians against Acehnese villagers. It has been lending vocal support to the vile coup-merchants in Haiti, who just happen to America’s former allies. It has maintained good relations with the worst state terrorists, especially one Islam Karimov, a particularly disgusting despot who likes to boil his opponents to death when they get mouthy.
And why ought any of this be surprising? Has not the United States been the world’s leading terror state for over fifty years? Do we really need to go through the record? Indonesia, Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia, Iran, Brazil, Haiti, Nicaragua, El Salvador, Lebanon, Greece, South Korea etc? Need we recall that the awesome slaughter across Central America involved not only the Contra terrorists, Iranian weapons, neo-Nazi Argentinean Generals and so on – it also involved some of those in high places in the Bush administration. Decades of mass murder ought to enjoin a certain scepticism about US power and its use, especially when it is described as “humanitarian”...

The ‘Benign Intentions’ Myth.

It hasn’t escaped notice that Tony Blair and George W. Bush used the ideology of humanitarian intervention developed over some thirty years or so and deployed in its completeness during the war on Serbia as a fall-back when the WMD argument appeared to disappear in its own mushroom cloud. It would be worthwhile examining, cursorily, the roots of this ideology before dispensing with it for good. During the Biafran war of the late 1960s, non-governmental organisations for the first time began to drop their associations as semi-official bodies with information-gathering and charitable intentions, and to adopt a more politicised approach. In the early 1970s, a group called Medicin Sans Frontieres (MSF) was formed by Bernard Kouchner , a former member of the French Communist Party (PCF) , in alliance with a number of former leftists and Maoists. Its doctrine, subsequently immortalised as the "Kouchner Doctrine", was that doctors had a right to cross international boundaries to administer humanitarian aid to suffering victims. This right superseded that of the state, in their view, so that no appeal to national sovereignty could reasonably prevent them from carrying out their work. All of the leading participants in this movement were among the wave of former leftists who took a sharp turn to the right when the detumescent revolutionary fervour of post-1968 produced general disillusionment and resigned scepticism.
But with this came a general trend in NGOs, at first toward politicisation, and then in the 1980s toward depoliticised campaigning. The vicissitudes of raising finances pitted charities against one another in often fierce competition. One major source of funds was the government, because foreign aid was increasingly privatised, and this was an important dynamic in forcing charities to abandon political critique. Another factor was state repression. Famously, Oxfam was taken to task by the UK Charity Commission in the early 1990s for "prosecuting with too much vigour" its campaign to prevent Western administrations from allowing the Khmer Rouge to return to Cambodia as part of a deal with Vietnam. But something else came into play – besides demanding the right to cross international borders in defence of victims of human rights abuses, some NGOs began asserting the right to be protected by the military while doing so. The first such instance was in Somalia , where the notion was appropriated by the US government to allow it to intervene in a disastrous way in the civil war taking place. The resulting debacle saw anything up to 10,000 Somalis killed and some US soldiers knocked off for their efforts.
Kouchner himself turned to the Socialist Party and was a minister in the Mitterand governments of the 1980s and early 1990s, as well as the Jospin ‘plural left’ administration of the late Nineties. He supported the bombing of the Balkans, and became the UN Special Representative to Kosovo after the war was over. A movement, then, from doctors without frontiers to bombers without frontiers.
Now, this isn’t merely a historicist critique of the ideology of humanitarian intervention. I actually think there is something suspicious in the idea from the start. To reduce, for instance, a dense mesh of national, political and geo-political interests to a straightforward, stark humanitarian crisis, has unpleasantly racist connotations. Coming from Northern Ireland, I’m familiar with the gesture – those poor children who died today had no idea what this crazy war was about and didn’t care … the ‘divided communities of Northern Ireland’ must come together, overcome their ‘bitter hatreds’ and so forth. As if there weren’t obvious rational motivations behind the war, as if there weren’t serious material gains and losses to play for, as if it were merely a matter of irrational hatreds and atavisms. This gesture bears a close family resemblance to that deployed during the Balkans wars of the mid-Nineties and subsequently during the NATO assault of Spring 1999. In fact, the ultimate voice of the victim during that war was the Kosovar woman interviewed by the New York Times who insisted she had no political views, felt sorry for the Serbs, and just wished for her family to return to their homes in safety. She was the ideological stand-in for the US government, for NATO, for George Robertson (the pudgy, red-faced Defence Secretary who later became the head of NATO). She could ventriloquise what Bill Clinton would have loved to say. We should read the interview not as an honest account of the average oppressed Kosovar (whose views are likely to be a good deal more intemperate) but as the voice of those waging war. Imagine NATO saying “we have no political views, we sympathise with the Serbs, we just want to return safely to our homes …”
Suspicion should always be aroused, therefore, when a situation is reduced to a pure humanitarian crisis, of villains and victims whom a disinterested superpower (Superman?) may try to save.
Okay, how does this apply in the concrete situation of Afghanistan? Christopher Hitchens once mockingly remarked that “the progressives” were “silent” on the issue of whether the West should intervene to relieve the people of Afghanistan of the terrible burden of their oppressive tyranny, even preferring to talk about the environment over such pressing issues. Evidently he lives in a parallel universe where a spate of best-selling books, packed meetings, vast demonstrations and intense debate and scrutiny count as ‘silence’. Nevertheless, the ideological gesture is instantly identifiable. Abstract from the concrete prior situation of overwhelming US power in a multipolar world and ask the audience to reflect purely on the pressing need of this or that oppressed people for the emancipation the West promises to bring. We need not delay ourselves either with the motives of those pretending to be freedom fighters, nor with the fact that they seem singularly discriminating as to who they choose to free. The US, for instance, did not place its vast military and economic apparatus at the disposal of Uzbeks living under the tyranny of Karimov. But what really matters is that ‘we’ will act on behalf of the oppressed. Unsurprisingly, this argument has great purchase on the minds of Johann Hari, Nick Cohen and others.
Suppose you were then to suggest that there has been no emancipation, that the country is scarcely more free, more fair, more democratic or more stable than before? The answer would be ready that, after all, the solution of those who opposed war would have left the Taliban in power, terrorists in their caves, and women under the veil. In other words, the ideology is self-confirming – even if the venture fails, it was ultimately benign, from the best of motives. Of course, this is specifically not the case. There were home-grown forces in Afghanistan dedicated to the overthrow of the Taliban who decried the US assault on their country, and urged the killing to stop. The Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan (RAWA) is one such force. The other was represented by the approximately 1,000 Afghan leaders who gathered in Peshawar during October 2001 to call for both the end of the bombing and a national movement to dislodge the weakened Taliban regime, in what the New York Times described as "a rare display of unity". Even the former US ally, Abdul Haq, called for the bombing to cease and criticised America for punishing Afghanistan when it was they who had brought the "Arab fundamentalists" to Afghanistan in the first place. In short, the forces most hostile to the Taliban were also those most hostile to US aggression. But we cite these facts to no avail. They can always be played down, ridiculed, countervailed if necessary, so long as the central point that ignoring these calls involved the deaths of thousands is ommitted. I suggest that even the most exhaustive rendering of the salient facts about US terror, about the past of some participants in the Bush administration, about the ongoing terror campaigns in Latin America etc, would not yield a single solitary dent into the idea of benign intent.

The Myth of ‘Benign Outcome’

The question of moral judgment seems to be suspended between Aristotle and Mill. Mill famously advanced a nuanced utilitarianism, in which the principle of greatest happiness included the caveat that there were qualitatively distinct kinds of happiness. Ultimately, a dilemma could be resolved by the outcome – regardless of the agency behind the action, or the intent, consequences were all. If a greater happiness for a greater number of people was obtained, one could determine that the correct course of action had been followed. The trouble with this view has always been that ‘outcome’ is a rather indistinct quality – how far down the line are we allowed to proceed before we decide that this is the ultimate consequence? Human lives are finite, after all. Will we be reduced to Mao’s ridiculous aphorism on the outcome of the French revolution (“It’s too soon to tell”).
The Aristotelian view included the consequentialist concern, but also had something to say about character, and intent. An action had to be judged, in part, by the attitude and intent of the actor. If someone deliberately electrocutes you in order to cause permanent harm, if not death, we do not cover the action in glory just because the outcome is that your subsequent epileptic fit relieves you of an enormous weight of anger, fury and resentment at the world. We tend to think that, regardless of the outcome, the intent was dangerous especially if replicable. Unsurprisingly, Marx drew his morality (which he thought he didn’t believe in) from Aristotle, and augmented it. To the charge that Marxism contained a vulgar utilitarian ethic that the end justified the means, however horrid, Trotsky responded (in “Their Morals and Ours” ) that only certain ends could achieve certain means. He referred to the manner in which a revolutionary party should interact with the class it sought to galvanise, to the fact that a party which routinely lied to the working class could not depend on its prolonged support. But the applicability of the logic to the current situation is obvious – if the end is supposed to be emancipation, the means cannot be coercive. Some nations are born democratic, some achieve democracy, but none can have it thrust upon them.
And if the means are coercive, this suggests that the ends are not exactly as advertised. Aside from the simple matter of record, US governmental declarations and the ideological projections of the neoconservatives in it are evidence enough, if anyone cares to examine it. I’ve said enough about the National Security Strategy and the Project for the New American Century (PNAC) before, but let’s recall the brute, cynical way in which Donald Rumsfeld sought to exploit the tragedy still unfolding not more than metres from him in the Pentagon:

“Judge whether good enough to hit SH at the same time. Not only UBL. Go massive. Sweep it all up. Things related, and not.” (Randeep Ramesh, “The War We Could Not Stop: The real story of the battle for Iraq”, 2003, page 18).

"Good enough"! Rumsfeld was in similar form the following day, when he asked President Bush and his senior advisors:

"Why shouldn’t we go against Iraq, not just Al Qaeda?" (Washington Post, 28th January, 2002).

The project which was announced by the PNAC was re-launched with a vengeance while bodies were still being recovered from the rubble. Supposing therefore that the outcome of this vile mission had been much happier than it is today. No suicide bombings, no Resistance, no Shi’ite demonstrations demanding direct elections, no mass unemployment, no massive casualties. Certainly, this would have been much more propitious for the New American Century and its ideologues, but would it therefore make the mission just? Or would it not instead make it more dangerous by inviting the illusion that the US has both the desire and the capacity to remake the world for the better?
One of the least morally appealing aspects of the warnik’s case has been the suggestion that, at least if the US government is cynical, it is no worse than other states and probably a good deal better, and at any rate we should be happy that the outcome was not as disastrous as it might have been. If the war was fought for US hegemony, then hundreds of thousands of lives have been placed at the mercy of ideological fanaticism – not a desirable situation, whatever the outcome.

The Myth of ‘Confluence’

At least if a war is fought on less than creditable grounds, the interests of the aggressive party may coincide with those of the oppressed – pace Kosovo, pace Sierra Leone. Yes, the British government wanted to retain a pro-British administration in Sierra Leone. Yes, it was concerned about the diamond trade. But after all, it did curtail the extreme violence of the RUF with its limb-chopping proclivities. And therefore, the interests of the people of Sierra Leone and those of the UK government overlapped. Indeed, NATO was concerned to expand its field of operations, yes it wanted to demonstrate its "credibility" as Clinton inelegantly put it. But it did put the Kosovars back in their houses, and may have contributed to the weakening of the Milosevic regime, ensuring it finally gave way to a popular uprising. Therefore, the interests of NATO were confluent with those of both the Serbs and the Kosovars. You may not like the intentions of the imperialists, but you would have to be foolhardy or hard-hearted to decry the outcome.
This argument is fraudulent in many ways, but mainly in the way that it speaks for the Sierra Leonians and the Kosovars, as if there weren't many different 'interests' in those countries. One cannot derive the morality or legitemacy of an action by the fact that a number of the alleged beneficiaries may accept the action. In the case of Kosovo, the argument is even more fraudulent since it suggests that the war waged by Clinton and the centre-left powers of Europe actually solved the problem it claimed to be solving. In fact, the immediate effect was to aggravate a grievous situation into a disaster zone. The rate of expulsion and murder of Kosovo Albanians dramatically increased. At the same time, barely a tank in Milosevic's arsenal was dented, and the war ended with a deal negotiated by Martin Ahtisaari of Finland and Victor Chyrnomirdin of Russia which was remarkably similar to that proposed by Milosevic at the beginning of the war. Naturally, this constitutes a victory for Nato as far as mainstream liberal commentators are concerned, because to call it a negotiated settlement would be to call into question the necessity of using military force in the first place.

Problematising the Prior Situation

Let me end by applying Perry Anderson's useful Marxist method of questioning "the entire prior structure" of global geo-politics . In specific, let's make Sierra Leone our test case. The standard liberal apologist will rehearse the movements I have described above - depoliticise the situation, turn it into a humanitarian crisis, neutralise questions of agency and power, and at the very last resort, plead for attention to be directed at the 'good' outcomes of the intervention and adopt it as a test case for future wars. If we reverse that gesture, inspect the situation in its political and economic totality, some interesting illusions begin to dissolve.
When Britain sent troops to Sierra Leone in 2000, it dispatched 800 of the most cruel, vicious bastards created in the laboratory of Britain's deprivation. The Parachute Regiment, whose members consider the SAS pussies, are notoriously brutal - these were the men who shot dead 13 unarmed civilians in the Bogside, Derry, Ireland, near the Rossville flats on January 30th, 1972. It was initially described as non-combatant intervention purely to excavate British citizens from a growing crisis. It then became "military diplomacy". In fact, the underlying reality was that the SAS were being deployed to crush anti-government units in a fantastically bloody way . The civil war between the corrupt and brutal former government of Ahmed Tejan Kabbah, and a corrupt and brutal 'rebel' force is crucially over control of the country's rich diamond resources, the bulk of which are controlled by the RUF and which were until recently sent to the world's dealers through Liberia. The government, elected in 1996 in a stage-managed affair, was ousted in an RUF coup in May 1997 (apparently inspired by New Labour's sweep to power). The Nigerian junta along with a number of surrounding countries sent in a "peacekeeping force" while the British employed the mercenary outfit, Sandline International , to protect the diamong mines and try to wrest them back into the control of Kabbah. Kabbah returned to power in 1998 Economic Community of West African States, but when the British government's involvement with mercenaries was publicly exposed, Sandline International had to pull out and the West African intervention force became a joke. It was left to Jesse Jackson, of all people, to negotiate a peace deal with the 'rebels' again in 1999, a deal known as the Lome Agreement. However, Foday Sankoh of the RUF had been made Minister of Mines, and was unwilling to relinquish his control of these. Atrocities, murders and rapes continued.
In 2000, Britain dispatched a number of troops to Sierra Leone to curtail the power of the 'rebels', working with the former coup-plotter and brutalist, Johnny Paul Koroma. Sankoh was captured, and imprisoned, while RUF activity was dramatically curtailed. As Mark Tran wrote in the Guardian, "It needed a bit of British steel".
The trouble is, of course, that the civil war was itself the legacy of British imperialism's continuation through the post-colonial era. The British government has acted constantly through proxies to destabilise successive governments in Sierra Leone since it first won its indepdence in 1961. And when the civil war raged from 1991 onward, causing famine and enormous casualties, the British government proceeded to flood the country with military aid - more than was given to any other African country in that decade. British guns flooded the country under the Labour government (violating the Conakry peace deal of 1997), and often ended up in the hands of small children.
In fact, most of the large-scale civil wars in Africa (Angola, Congo, Sierra Leone and Liberia) revolve around the diamond trade, and the Western desire to control them. The head of the DeBeers diamond company was one of the highest profile backers of the UNITA forces in Angola, besides the United States government. They have also not been averse to employing mercenary companies like Sandline International to protect their interests in these countries. "During the 1970s and 80s the old-guard politicians systematically looted the country’s resources—in partnership with Lebanese, British and other foreign businessmen" according to the BBC.
Sankoh himself had been trained by the British colonial army. He had formed the RUF as an instrument of national liberation, attracting "a wide range of frustrated intellectuals and youths, whose first demand was the education the incompetent state denied them, and a social justice that Sierra Leone had never known." One of the crucial problems the state had in fighting the RUF was that its army recruits were abused, low-paid and often shared the same outlook and circumstances as those who joined the RUF. As the civil war became a strategic battle over diamonds, and as the RUF turned to more and more brutal methods, becoming allied with elements of the Sierra Leonian ruling class, the Western powers became concerned enough to have Bill Clinton give Sankoh a phone call, send Madeleine Albright over to meet him, and even have Jesse Jackson dot the 'i's and cross the 't's on a peace deal.
And when the intervention was deemed complete, and a peace accord reached, the British re-equipped the brutal army, incorporating such despicable elements as the afore-mentioned Koroma. The corrupt Kabbah has been touted as the peace candidate and has won national elections. Unsurprisingly, fully 70 percent of the police and army voted for Johnny Paul Koroma in the parliamentary elections. The civil war may not yet be over, and yet another element has been added to the fray - the collapse of Charles Taylor's pro-RUF regime in Liberia resulted in violence between the government and scattered rebels which threatened to spill over the border. The British government last year sent 300 ghurkas into Sierra Leone to manage the situation. In fact, according to the International Crisis Group (IGC) the break-out of the civil war in Liberia is partially to be explained by the British intervention in Sierra Leone, displacing the boundaries of an altogether larger war. "...As the situation in Sierra Leone has improved, it has become painfully evident that the war is not its own, but rather part of a larger conflict that began in Liberia, engulfed Sierra Leone and Guinea, and is now back inside Liberia."
The civil war is over for now. But the history of the country, of countless interventions (mainly clandestine), of mercenary forces and coups and counter-coups suggests that the war was an expression of endemic crisis. Kabbah is no more likely to deliver peace, security and prosperity under the IMF regime than Robert Mugabe did (oh, you know, before he became a bad guy?). His regime is already earning a reputation for viciousness , especially in his deployment of the British-trained police force. The British interventions have at various times exacerbated the civil war and attenuated it. The West African forces have at various times acted as proxies for the US and Britain, and will presumably continue to do so. Companies which supply mercenary outfits will undoubtedly find new business there as the diamond trade re-opens and mining corporations seek security. In relation to diamonds, a British "anti-corruption" boss is to be appointed to supervise the police and army patrols of mining areas and allow only the "legal" mining of diamonds on land parceled out by the government and subject to taxation. Africa Confidential reports, "Britain will lend the president an official for a year to give advice [on diamond mining] and take the blame for unpopular decisions." (The Lord works in mysterious ways). There are indications that a new civil unrest may break out. The people of Sierra Leone are, of course, not merely inert victims. They have at times struck against their regimes, taken action against the civil war, and fought together for an improvement in their miserable conditions - doubly unjust since their country is so rich in mineral resources. In other words, the former colonial powers and their superpower ally are far from being the saviour of degenerating African states - they are, in fact, among their worst tormentors.

Finale

There is no progressive case for imperialism, and no capitalist war which is fought for ideals. That this much is self-evident to even liberal apologists for imperialism accounts for all the delaying tactics and procrastination. Yes, of course, they didn't fight out of humanitarian impulses, but then neither was World War Two fought for such ideals. And after all, the situation is now better than it was before, and even if it is all as you say it is, I prefer imperialism to fascism. Well, brothers and sisters, take a look into your hearts and heads and ask yourself - whoever said you would have to choose?

Ideas Make the World Go Round... posted by lenin

Marxism 2004 Is Here!

Central London 9 - 16 July

"Speakers confirmed already this year include:

Michael Albert of Znet, author of Parecon: Life After Capitalism; Walden Bello from Focus on the Global South, Sue Bond, vice-president of PCS; Mark Curtis, director of the World Development Movement and author of Web of Deceit; George Galloway, the anti-war MP; Lindsey German, convenor of the Stop the War Coalition; Billy Hayes, general secretary of the CWU; Kate Hudson, chair of CND; Ghada Karmi, Palestinian activist and author of In Search of Fatima; Phillip Knightley, author of The First Casualty and The Second Oldest Professionl; Hannah Kuchler, convenor of School Students Against the War; Paul Mackney, general secretary of Natfhe; David Miller, author of Tell Me Lies and The Lying Game; Andrew Murray, chair of the Stop the War Coalition and author of A New Labour Nightmare; Professor Steven Rose from the Open University; Michael Rosen, the poet whose most recent book is This Is Not My Nose; Mark Serwotka, general secretary of PCS; Salma Yaqoob, chair of Birmingham Stop the War Coalition ..."

Of course, in the past they have included John Pilger, Slavoj Zizek, Nick Cohen (boo hiss!), Harriet Harman (booooo hisssss!), and even my esteemed opponent Ken McLeod.

Book up now. If you want to listen to mp3 recordings of previous Marxism events, click here To book now, click here .

And if you're coming, I'll see you there!

Lenin vs McLeod: Round Two... posted by lenin

Okay, Ken, you can't expect me to take a kicking like that lying down. Let''s begin.

"There was rather more than one MP, a couple of trade union leaders, a film director, a liberal journalist, a Muslim antiwar activist and a few socialist sects behind the Labour Representation Committee."

A slight elision, Ken, since you know that the groups behind the LRC (ILP, SDF, Fabians etc) were in fact years in the making. Everyone has to start somewhere.

"In the second place - as the very name of the LRC reminds us - it was based on the painful discovery that the wage-earning class had independent interests of its own, interests which weren't to be subsumed, and couldn't be satisfied, within a coalition of progressive forces."

This point would be more persuasive if we were trying to make the Labour Party Mark II. We are not. We are uniting, or trying to unite, the forces of the antiwar left into an electoral coalition for the sole purpose of delivering a serious body-blow to the New Labour project. The allusion to Labour's formation was, obviously, an acknowledgment of the fact that we are compelled sometimes to take risks and make leaps. None of the parties in the coalition intend to dissolve. If anything, their unwillingness to be subsumed into the ever-feared "SWP-front" will doubtless reinforce party consciousness and loyalty. This is an electoral coalition, open-ended because we don't know where it can lead and how it will have to adapt.

"What does Respect represent, politically? A step back to the very 'unity coalition' that the LRC stepped away from: back to radical liberalism with trade union support, and away from the independent representation of labour."

No, it doesn't. Please be patient. I haven't eaten well, so perhaps I have somehow failed to make the point adequately enough - THE RESPECT COALITION IS NOT A NEW PARTY, AND IS NOT SEEKING TO RECREATE THE LABOUR PARTY. It is a coalition whose sole purpose is to give voice to the antiwar feeling - can we really afford to sacrafice that genuine anger to the Liberal Democrats and Chucky-Egg Kennedy? Can we afford to allow the Tories to cash in on Labour's crisis? Or shall we remain fixed like limpets to Good Ship Blair?

The latter it seems:

"Given the conduct and performance of the Labour Party for its entire existence, a reasonable case could be made for a new alternative at any point in the past hundred years. The question is how that can be done, and whether it can be done by posing as a mass electoral alternative to Labour."

Fair enough, but then Labour is at something of an historical nadir. It has leaked away its working class base, it is deliberately breaking its own links with the despised trade union movement, and eroding its own support with the most pointless policy stands. There is something to be said for the idea that, well, this moment is historically unique, that we have an opportunity to break New Labour from without.

"The SSP has achieved much, though not as much as it thinks. But Respect is doing something different. The SSP, whatever else may be said about it, stands openly and proudly for a democratic socialist transformation of society. Respect doesn't. That's why it could get the support of the honestly non-socialist liberal George Monbiot ..."

The SSP has achieved much that the Socialist Alliance could not. It was decided that the forces behind it were too narrow, that the immediate aim should be to force some electoral representation of the radical left, that this could be done by uniting socialists with other forces of the radical left. This seems eminently sensible to me. If Marxism can enjoin for some an undying commitment to support for the Labour Party, it can surely extend itself to left-unity in an electoral coalition.

"If you're going to stand against Labour, for heaven's sake at least stand on your own programme and measure the support for it, popularise it, get into arguments, try to change minds and stir things up a bit. That's what the SSP does. Don't trim your programme - don't argue against what you believe in - for the sake of imagined temporary popularity."

Stronger here. I wouldn't dream of arguing against what I believe in. Instead, I intend to argue for what I believe in. The point about the coalition is that it agrees a programme which all elements in it can argue for without disbelieving the words coming out of their own mouths. The programme is a perfectly good one, which no socialist could disagree with. It will be more radical than anything Labour have to offer at the next election. And we are emphatically not looking for "imagined temporary popularity". We are looking for a result. A victory. That's all. To break through the stultifying atmosphere of Blairite Britain in which only the BNP ever succeed in making successful politicising interventions. The Respect Coalition can do that. The Socialist Alliance could not.

"On your own account, a third or a quarter of even the heavily filtered Party conference votes against the leadership on key questions. And, to take up an aspect that you miss, the present Labour government has had more and bigger rebellions in its own ranks than any government for the past century and a half:

This government has seen the biggest MPs’ revolts since the mid-19th century. Two Labour MPs, Jeremy Corbyn and John McDonnell, are far more rebellious than any others, but by September 2003 thirty MPs had voted against the government on over half the contentious issues in parliament.

To compare: the 1964-66 Labour government had no parliamentary revolts at all in its first session. The 1945 government had only ten. The 1997 Blair government had 16. This 2001 Blair government had 76 in its first session, and had had 141 by the end of 2003.

And all this tells us that Labour will never again move to the left?"

My point was first of all that there is no indication from the membership that it intends to do anything to move Labour to the Left and secondly that even if it did, it would not result in substantive changes.

1) You note that "a third or a quarter of even the heavily filtered Party conference votes against the leadership on key questions"! A third or a quarter! There shouldn't even be that many voting with the government given its current state!

2) You note the number of parliamentary rebellions. But you don't note how pathetically, feebly tiny they have been. It took the largest mass movement in the history of this country to get Labour MPs to make a sizable rebellion against the government, and it still wasn't enough to get the job done!

3) Blair may go, but who will replace him? Is there a force within the Labour Party capable of challenging New Labour from the Left? Not likely. The solution proposed by most of the Labour membership is to replace Blair with Brown - from the man who waged the war to the man who paid for it.

"But even if it did move to the left, you 'remind' us, that would only help the right - the shift to the left in the 70s 'resulted in' the victory of the right in the Labour Party, and then by the Tories!"

In fact, that is a patent misrepresentation. I remind you that the Labour Party's turn to the Left resulted in a Labour government being elected which subsequently imposed the Social Contract. That contract cut huge swathes into wages for the first time since the war. It did so with the complicity of left trade union leaders. That government sent the army out to break a strike. That government slashed public spending and introduced monetarism. It produced the social decay and mass disappointment from which fascists were able to breed. And it gave in to racism, right down the line. Where the bloody hell is this magnificent left-wing Labour Party?

"The rest of the post deals with Bob Pitt's weary argument that we've seen it all before, and deals with it by saying that this time it's different.

That's what they say, every fucking time. "

That's a good point, as long as you omit the substance of my argument, which fortunately enough you do. The argument is that the circumstances today are different to what they were a few years ago, when the SLP and later the Socialist Alliance was founded. Qualitatively different. There is no longer any doubt about Blair, and certainly no doubt about the need for an alternative. That is what we are trying to provide. The essence of your argument is, "Don't try, ever, because it will never work". A little fatalistic, don't you think?

Johann Hari's Acolytes Strike Back... posted by lenin

Johann Hari is swamped with work, so is recruiting his many readers to respond to my polemical broadside. One person has taken up the challenge.

"Lenin brings up the old chess nut that the Taliban wanted to handover Bin Laden to a third country. But he surely must know that Mullah Omar was the guy who was in charge - not the tribal elders who apparently made the delaying tactic - er sorry, "offer" - and Mullar Omar made it clear that he had absolutely no intention of handing over anybody, Al Qaeda being so closely intertwined with his regime."

The most interesting thing about this is that it has any purchase with Johann whatsoever. In my initial e-mail to Johann , the article I cited only gave a brief indication of what was involved, so let me flesh it out. The negotiations were conducted by Mullah Abdul Salaam Zaeef, the Taliban ambassador to Pakistan, not "tribal elders". The final stage of the negotiations was in Kandahar, on Mon. 1 Oct., when Qazi, and Maaulana Fazlur Rahman, head of the Jamaat Ulema-e-Islam, met Taliban supreme leader Mullah Omar:

"The proposal, which had bin Laden's approval, was that within the framework of Islamic shar'ia law evidence of his alleged involvement in the New York and Washington attacks would be placed before an international tribunal. The court would decide whether to try him on the spot or hand him over to America." (Telegraph, 4 Oct., p. 9)

Nevertheless, it is suggested that even if this offer is taken as read, there are a number of problems with this solution: "It would not have dealt with the tens of thousands of Arabs who were training in Islamo fascism in that country; would have left the Taliban in power; and would have ensured the continuation of the civil war. And the millions of Afghan refugees on the border and around the world would not have been able to return home."

On the question of refugees, suffice to say that the crisis was hardly helped by the bombing campaign itself. Refugees may be returning to Afghanistan, but hundreds of thousands in fact did so under the Taliban. In 1998 alone, UNHCR was responsible for providing assistance to 107,000 refugees seeking to return to Afghanistan. Add to this the fact that there has been a policy since the war of forcible return of refugees by Britain and Afghanistan's neighbours (despite their reluctance to do so), and the picture is not quite as rosy for the occupation as one may think.

And what are they now returning to? According to Kate Allen of Amnesty International :

"With two thirds of the country unstable and covered in up to ten million unexploded bombs and landmines, and with no effective police force, Afghanistan is clearly not a safe country to which asylum seekers can be returned."

To turn to the issue of those training in "Islamo fascism", I wonder if our correspondent thinks they've suddenly disappeared from the planet? The Taliban regime vacated power, but largely because it did not fight. Their allies in Pakistan told them not to. At any rate, many others were easily bought, which suggests to me that the continuation of civil war would have led to its collapse at some point. At any rate, the civil war has continued if only one cares to look. But the warlords remain and the Taliban are returning . Numerous terrorist attacks since the bombing of Afghanistan in Bali, Turkey and Kenya ought to have told us that the diffuse and decentralised terrorist networks operating under the rubric of Al Qaeda did not rely upon a few rather moldy training camps in Afghanistan.

In other words, most of the evils imputed to my solution in fact continue under the occupation. Moreover, there is the small matter of several thousand deaths - several multiplications of 9/11 to be exact. Who shall avenge the misery of those families?

"Lenin decides to bring up the 'Saddam wanted to have an election' thing, which surprises me, as even the most ardent anti war critics tend not to talk about this one anymore, so lacking in credibility as it is. All you have to do is take 30 seconds to think about how this 'proposal' was made, and the implications of how it would be implemented, or just try saying it out loud with a straight face, to realise the ridiculousness of it. Would Richard Perle really be the guy to go see about this? Or would the floor of the UN be the right place?"

The proposals, of course, contained much more than the possibility of an election under Western supervision within two years. Since the proposals were to be made in secret, and not in full glare of the Arab world, the UN floor would seem a highly inapposite point of discussion. But since the proposal was apparently made, and emphatically conveyed to the CIA and presumably thence to senior officials in the government, it is curious that not even a finger was raised to use the opportunity to save thousands of Iraqi lives. Especially since everyone from Scott Ritter to Hans Blix will tell you that Saddam was cooperating with inspectors and apparently anxious to avoid war.

"From everything that we have learnt since the end of the conflict - the 300,000 mass graves that were created the last time somebody thought it was time for a change of leader; or the torture chambers that were used to deal with anyone who had the slightest problem with Saddam - does any of this do anything to back up the claim that the despot Saddam was about to have an election?"

If anyone was in any doubt that the US-backed crushing of rebels in post-Gulf War Iraq left hundreds of thousands dead, then I was not among them. Nevertheless, we obviously aren't talking about Saddam acting in circumstances of his choosing. We are talking about a nasty regime which had been isolated and weakened and was under international pressure.

Still, since we're talking about the possibility of Saddam Hussein remaining in power, recall that this was the position of the British government before war began - that Saddam may retain power if he 'gave up his weapons' which he didn't have. That, in fact, was exactly what Tony Blair told Charles Kennedy.

"Saddam flunked all his chances. There was no 'cold hearted' decison to proceed no matter what. As well has not complying with the inspectors after they first went back to Iraq, leaving Blix with no option but to tell the security council at his first meeting that 'even today Iraq has not faced up to it's responsibilities to meet it's disarmament obligations', Saddam then waited until just days before the invasion before finally handing over a list of the people who took part in the destruction of his weapons in the 1990s. By which time, of course, it was already too late."

Well, let us recall how the inspections-sanctions regime worked. Throughout the Clinton years it was repeatedly made clear that the inspections-sanctions system would stay in place until Saddam Hussein was removed. This eliminated any incentive for Saddam to cooperate with inspections, and it also showed that the inspections system was a cover for a quasi-hidden U.S. agenda. It has also been acknowledged by U.S. and high UNSCOM officials that the United States used UNSCOM to spy on Iraq in preparation for military attack. So, the notion that this was a regime intended to neutralise WMDs is perfectly laughable.

The point also assumes that Saddam was an actual, material threat:

"[I]n spite of well-known difficult circumstances, UNSCOM and IAEA have been effective in uncovering and destroying many elements of Iraq's proscribed weapons programmes in accordance with the mandate provided by the Security Council. It is the panel's understanding that IAEA has been able to devise a technically coherent picture of Iraq's nuclear weapons programme. UNSCOM has achieved considerable progress in establishing material balances of Iraq's proscribed weapons. Although important elements still have to be resolved, the bulk of Iraq's proscribed weapons programmes has been eliminated." ( http://www.un.org/Depts/unmovic/documents/Amorim%20Report.htm)

Former chief UNSCOM weapons inspector, Scott Ritter, has described how Iraq was "fundamentally disarmed", with 90-95% of its weapons of mass destruction eliminated between 1991-98. (Ritter and William Rivers Pitt, War On Iraq, Profile Books, 2002)

"And lenin finishes with a typically moral relativist line that all states should have the same moral authority....I suppose that depends on your view of the world, doesn't it. Personally I don't believe that the US only has the same moral authority as a country like North Korea."

Well, naturally, North Korea could not begin to achieve the level of death and destruction that the US has inflicted upon the world, so I gladly concede that point. Moral relativism is as alien to me as good taste is to the Guardian film critic.

"You only have to look at the way Russia's invasion of Afghanistan is forgotten while we hear never ending commendation of the US's folly in Vietnam. Or how Russia's crimes in Chechnya are barely ever mentioned by the anti war movement."

This point would make a great deal more sense if the antiwar movement were in Russia and could therefore influence that situation. And it is quite remarkable that our correspondent has nothing to say about the fact that Russian aggression against the Chechens is being conducted with the tacit approval of Putin's allies in the Whitehouse and Downing Street. Even more remarkable is the mention of the invasion of Afghanistan, almost universally condemned by every mainstream media outlet as imperialist aggression by a rapacious power, while the war in Vietnam (killing many, many more people) was described routinely as simply a mistake, a one-off. Current Senator John Kerry is a prominent example of this historical whitewashing.

At any rate, this particular correspondent has not started from the same assumptions as Johann. He has insisted on clinging to the WMD, Saddam-was-a-threat rhetoric, whereas Johann is purely concerned with the alleged humanitarianism of the mission. I look forward to his response when it comes.

Open Letter to Ken McLeod. posted by lenin

Ken McLeod Reinvents Political Fantasy Literature

I fired this one off to Ken McLeod after reading an indecently underdressed argument against the Respect Coalition on his blog. Ordinarily, I only duel with the political Right, but this drivel really got my hackles up.


Hi Ken,

I know you're a major SF author, so I was quite pleased to discover you had a blog. I've never read any of your books, unfortunately, although I did catch your contribution to the debate at Marxism with Mieville and Roberts. Fascinating stuff, although I've never got my literary tastes round to secondary-worlds and so forth. Lean more toward Christopher Fowler's urban settings, etc etc.

Right, the thing I'm writing to you about.

I can't really account in my mind for your attack on the Respect Coalition, and since the only reasons you give in your blog are those of other authors, I suppose I'll have to deal with those.

"All the attempts to build a new alternative to the Labour Party, as history has shown, will come to nothing. Various attempts, of an ultra-left or opportunist variety (they are head and tail of the same coin), all ended in shipwreck. The different sectarian groups on the fringes of the labour movement have been attempting to build the revolutionary alternative to Labour for decades and achieved nothing." (Rob Sewell).

I suppose 'history' shows us a lot of things, but I wonder if Sewell is serious in suggesting that the Labour Party could never be supplanted by another political force. Is 'history' that unyeilding? Have sweeping changes much more radical than this never occurred? Did not the foundation of the Labour Party itself involve precisely a split with the political giant of the 19th Century?

And by the same token, if 'sectarian groups on the fringes of the labour movement' have so far achieved nothing, isn't it perhaps time to start achieving something? Isn't that what the SSP has been doing? Isn't that the idea behind trying to unite the radical, Green, reformist and revolutionary left? If Sewell will insist that George Galloway is an opportunist or ultra-leftist, will he honestly say the same of Salma Yaqoob or George Monbiot? And why is it essential at every point for him to imply that noone could ever wish to form an alternative to the Labour Party for any but the most mercenary or fanatical reasons? Given the present conduct and performance of the Labour Party, could not a reasonable case be made for a new alternative?

The Labour Party as presently constituted neither has the desire nor the ability to attract the kind of membership capable of pushing it in a different direction. And the direction it is headed in at the moment is so transparent, it requires wilfull blindness to miss it. At the last Labour conference, the membership backed the leadership on every key question, never failing to back it by less than two to one, usually by three to one. They clapped and cheered as every vile shibboleth of the right was paraded in New Labour clothing (well, naked then).

So, why the need to forever cling to this party? Well, Sewell would answer:

"On the contrary, forces are already gathering within the trade unions to take back the Labour Party for the working class. In the coming period, the edifice of Blairism will come crashing down. The Labour Party will take a sharp turn to the left as in the 1970s (after decades of rightwing domination) as the unions press for working class policies."

Such self-delusion is hard to digest, let alone reckon with. The Labour Party would rather lose a key union sponsor than move to the left! They would rather see the RMT take their money and support to the SSP and the Respect Coalition! They would rather force unpopular policies through parliament and cut huge swathes off their vote than move to the left! (Recall also, comrades, that Labour's "left turn" during the 1970s resulted in the 'social contract', monetarism, public spending cuts, the rise of fascism, and the election of Margaret Thatcher. All hail Labour's "left turn"!)

Bob Pitt's adumbrations hardly entitle him to a respectful response, but let me excise a few key points and deal with them ordinally:

1) "We had seen it all before, having sat through almost identical rallies organised first by the Socialist Labour Party and then by the Socialist Alliance."

Those organisations did not have the background of 2-million strong street demonstrations , the democratisation of the political fund in the trade unions , and the revival of industrial militancy to kick-start their campaigns. They didn't have too many Muslims in their either, which can prove a potent electoral force.

2) "There we had heard the same emotional denunciations of Blairism, at the expense of any objective assessment of the relationship of forces within the labour movement or the level of political consciousness among working people, and the same confident but baseless predictions that the new political formation would attract widespread popular support."

The level of political consciousness among working people undoubtedly invites inspection. Who can say if the labour movement has more AWL members or CPGB members? But the recent spate of elections successes for union leaders of the left indicates something less than satisfaction with the present state of things. The reappearance of trade union militancy as a force to be reckoned with might also indicate something more than dissatisfaction.

3) "But instead of facing reality and drawing the necessary political conclusions, the anti-Labour left seems intent on going through the same pointless exercise over and over again".

So, we should draw the conclusion that no matter how much circumstances change, no matter how infuriated, cynical and dismayed working people become, no matter how much money we raise, no matter how many new members we attract, no matter how many people hit the streets and no matter what the indications from the trade union grass-roots, we can never ever challenge the hegemony of the Labour Party. I'd call that fatalistic if it weren't so generous a term...


Well, that's it Ken. You don't add any of your own arguments beside a few standard insults, and you impute opinions to SWP members whom you know and have known, and who remember what Marxism is. Well, I know what Marxism is. It isn't reformism. It isn't fatalism. It isn't fear of trying something risky and getting it wrong. It isn't stoic acceptance of "reality" (as in the mind of Bob Pitt). It is precisely the attempt to use every available means to change reality, to break the deadlock of depoliticisation, and to grasp the opportunities afforded by the antiwar movement.

At least, Ken, please, if you must diss the Respect Coalition , I plead with you not to invoke the thoughts of these tired wordsmiths whose arguments aren't worth the paper they're wiped on.

Yours fraternally...

Judging from his website, Ken McLeod enjoys a fight as much as I do. I look forward to his response.

Lenin vs Johann Hari. posted by lenin

I've recently corresponded with Johann Hari regarding his recent article for The Independent, and he has agreed in principle to a debate on the matter. I understand he'll be sending flocks of young social-democrats from Harry's Place over here to nibble at my ankles, so I'll just quickly cut, paste and edit the argument here:

I suppose I must be in a peculiar mood, because I
read your article "We
Should Build on Our Successes in Iraq and
Afghanistan, Not Decry Them"
several times and was still left ranting "what the
hell does he mean by 'we'
and 'our'?"

But I want to take up one or two things about your
article if I may. And
then if you respond, I'll probably plaster the
correspondence all over my
website. Hope
you're up for it:

"[T]he grotesque, racist idea that Iraqis cannot be
democrats because they
are primitive tribal people has already been proved
wrong".

In fact, I agree that this idea is racist, but
aren't there other good
reasons for believing that we are not about to see a
democracy emerge in
Iraq? One of the most reputed writers on Islam and
the West, Sami Zubaida,
(who happens to be my lecturer), has given me
reasons for doubting this
(purely from a pragmatic, Weberian point of view on his part).

The first is that when elections are held, the
"combination of social and
ideological forces now contending for mastery in the
coming Iraqi state"
include some serious nutballs, a fact attested to
not just by the
ultra-violence of Muqtadr's boys, but also by the
proposition by the IGC to
place Iraqi family law under the Shari'a. The
proposal came from Bremer's
chosen mouthpiece, Muhsin Abdul Hamid, the leader of
the Iraqi Islamic Party
(i.e. the Muslim Brotherhood). Hamid is President
of the IGC throughout
February.

Now, you correctly point out that this isn't because
Iraqis are inclined
toward fanaticism. No, it is precisely because any
administration left in
charge of such a divided nation will require a
comfort zone for
authoritarian control. Isn't this also the reason
why the CIA are
recreating the Iraqi Secret Police?

"The presence of a powerful secret police ... will
mean that the new Iraqi
political regime will not stray outside the
parameters that the US wants to
set," said John Pike, an expert on classified
military budgets at the Global
Security organisation. "To begin with, the new Iraqi
government will reign
but not rule."

( http://www.theage.com.au/articles/2004/01/04/1073151210964.html )

But, as Sami points out, those currently touting
authoritarian and religious
solutions to Iraq's enormous problems are "the same
formations are best
placed to mobilise votes and intimidate dissidents,
while political parties
and civil associations have not had the chance to
build up constituencies."

( http://www.opendemocracy.net/debates/article-2-95-1737.jsp )

Incidentally, not all polling evidence tallies with
your findings as you
must be aware:

"Only 2 out of 5 believe democracy can work in
Iraq." - Zogby Poll.
(NBC25, November 19th, 2003)

Of 553 polled, only 129 agreed that Iraq should be
run as a US-style
democracy, most preferring a regime like Syria,
Saudi Arabia, Iran or Egypt.
- Zogby Poll.
( http://www.taemag.com/docLib/20030905_IraqpollFrequencies.pdf )

I suggest that you have rendered the situation
"clearer than true" (in Dean
Acheson's phrase) by presenting matters as you have.

Breaking into the e-mail at this point, I want to stipulate that I don't disagree with Johann that Iraqis should have direct elections. This is, after all, supposed to be the only real benefit from this war - Iraqis are supposed to be freed from a brutal despot and given some chance to control their own affairs. I don't believe that this would legitemise the war, but it would absolutely be worthwhile if somewhat inadequate. Elections, however, will not always produce results congruent with America's interest in the country - isn't this why Karbala is being denied its provincial elections, causing four of its members to resign in disgust? Isn't it also the explanation for the constant procrastination on elections, since Paul Bremer has indicated to al-Arabiya that direct elections may not be workable for at least 15 months? Purely pragmatic reasons, of course ... yes, I'm sure their motives are pure.


As for Afghanistan, relying on evidence from those
who have managed to
secure themselves in the "safe zones" is such an
obvious debasement of
journalistic standards that I'm surprised it doesn't
happen more often.

And once again, let me break in and supplement this with a few additional points. First and foremost, Johann acknowledges the multiplicity of horrors and atrocities currently assailing Afghanistan, and I won't add to what he has said on this. What I think he hasn't acknowledged is that there was an alternative to bombing Afghanistan which would have provided America with an enormous early boost in a campaign against terrorism that was worth its name, and which would have avoided the demonstrably baleful effects of dropping bombs on human beings and blockading food to a starving country. It has been obvious for some time, although rarely acknowledge by pro-war commentators, that Afghanistan was prepared to extradite bin Laden . Why was this not pursued and amplified - if only to save countless thousands from airborne death? A US official has been quoted as saying that 'casting the objectives too narrowly would risk a premature collapse of the international effort if by some lucky chance Mr bin Laden were captured'. (FT, 20 September, p. 7)

Back to the e-mail:

"[T]he goal of the left has always been to side with
oppressed people."

Johann, I don't know when you decided that the
United States Government had
become the voice of the oppressed, but let's just
knock this idea on the
head once and for all.

Your thesis is, I think, that the priorities of the
US have changed, as a
result of September 11th, that they have woken up to
the reality that
supporting Middle Eastern despots will eventually
blowback on them. I
think, however, that what is more likely is that
neoconservative
intellectuals and blowhards (whom you despise) have
gained more influence.
Interestingly, those calling loudest in the Bush
administration for the
democratisation of the Middle East are hardcore
neoconservatives such as
Michael Ledeen, and former LaRouche backers like
Laurent Muriawec. But I
hope it's transparently obvious that their notion of
democracy is probably
at variance with that of the vast majority of the
human race. On the other
hand, I don't think strategic considerations changed
that much after 9/11.
Donald Rumsfeld, we now know, took the opportunity
afforded by the collapse
of the twin towers to demand that his underlings
find a way to pin this on
Iraq - pursuing a policy that he and his
intellectual colleagues (if I may
speak loosely) had been dreaming up for years. ( http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2002/09/04/september11/main520830.shtml )

The
Project for the New
American Century is absolutely eloquent on this
point, and also quite
specific in its aims and intentions ("to fight, and
decisively win, a series
of major theatre wars").
( www.newamericancentury.org )

According to Harvard Middle East historian Roger
Owen, the Iraq invasion
ought to be regarded as the "exemplary" war of the
National Security
Strategy. It was conducted as a test-case of the
new doctrine, and such a
doctrine will necessarily generate more
interventions:

"Demonstration by example will have to go on for
some long time. And, as is
the way with such things, each American success will
be contested, each new
venture accompanied by a reliance as much on
America's political and
economic power aided by fierce diplomatic arm
twisting, as on its military
might alone."
( http://weekly.ahram.org.eg/2003/632/op57.htm)

If it were really down to the United States to
determine who gets democracy,
where and when, and if we could trust them with the
disposal of such an
important task, we now know they could have had
everything they allegedly
wanted without war. The New York Times has now told
us, with characteristic
bravery after the event, that Saddam's negotiators
had actively sought the
attention of leading US neoconservatives urging the
administration into war
(Richard Perle among them), offering everything they
could have asked for.
Namely, a cut of the oil, cooperation in the "war on
terror", and end to
support for the families of Palestinian suicide
bombers, a US search team to
enter Iraq and look themselves for weapons of mass
destruction, and finally,
elections within two years (which the US would have
been in a perfect
position to oversee). The US negotiators took this
seriously, as did Perle
himself. The CIA said "tell them we'll see them in
Baghdad".

( http://query.nytimes.com/gst/abstract.htmlres=FB0617F63C5D0C758CDDA80994DB404482 )

In short, for their unwillingness to pursue
alternatives, their cold-hearted
and determined decision to pursue a policy they had
decided on some years
ago, Iraqis have just paid a terrible human cost at
the hands of a team whom
you, rightly, despise. 20-30,000 dead, I think, is
the latest tally.
Recall the horror of 9/11 and multiply it
accordingly (I don't think that's
really possible, but you get the idea). None of
those deaths need have
occurred, nor need any of the consequent killings of
US & British soldiers,
UN employees, International Red Cross workers etc.

"Iraqis and Afghans know that these wars were not
fought primarily for their
rights. They are nonetheless telling us that, for
them, vast improvements
and real hope have been born in the past two years.
I side with them. The
achievements since 2001 need to be built on, not
derided."

Based on a selective presentation of evidence you
are alleging the Iraqis
and Afghans are grateful for the effects on their
lives. As you know
perfectly well, Iraqis and Afghanis are telling a
considerably more complicated story than you aver. Even if what you
were suggesting was true,
you would merely be confirming an old moral truism
that evil actions can
have good consequences. If you are not prepared to
consider the evil
effects of the war alongside the putative
advantages, then you will be
unlikely to reach a reliable evaluation of the
evidence. And, as ever, your
charge against Noam Chomsky and John Pilger that
they have given the benefit
of the doubt to "anti-American" regimes rebounds to
your disfavour - in
everything you have so far written about this war,
you have conferred on the
US-UK axis a greater moral authority than you would
any other nation-state.

End of e-mail.

If anyone has any doubt as to the latter point, imagine someone writing in the New York Times circa 1979 that there was "great anxiety" about whether the Soviet Union was serious about its concern for workers' democracy in Afghanistan. It seems to me that Chomsky's USP has always been to point out that the kind of credulity afforded by perfectly intelligent reporters toward their own states, while not vindicating the enemy-of-the-month, certainly suggested a strong propaganda bias in the mainstream media. I don't think we could have asked for a more elegant example than the above.

Your move, Johann. By the way, I won't bother responding to any trolls making use of the comments feature unless I can think up a reasonable witticism. I am, however, interested in a civilised, level-headed discussion, and I will take an active interest in what you all write. That's just the kind of dead mixture of bone and skin I am. Cheers.

Howard's Myth posted by lenin

"The Way to Deal With Racism is to Clamp Down on its Victims."

Michael Howard blasted the BNP today in a devastating speech to Burnley residents, who were no doubt sitting in rapt attention. He announced:

"The BNP preaches a message of racism, intolerance and brutality that flies in the face of this country's history and heritage."

Before adding:

"And what's more, they're a bunch of fucking foreigners!"

Okay, he didn't say that, but his speech was pretty boring you know. I'm trying to make it more interesting for you. The trouble is that the BNP message does not "fly in the face" of Britain's heritage, it amplifies and distorts and exaggerates the worst elements of it. What, we never kicked out our Jews? We never tried to burn them, stone them, convert them? We never locked the Jews up in camps?

Howard attacks the BNP only to steal some of their clothing:

"He reiterated his call for a two-year moratorium on the freedom of workers to come to the UK from the 10 EU accession countries without a work permit, and repeated his insistence that all asylum seekers should have their claims assessed before they reach Britain."

Unsurprisingly, Nick Griffin was able to retort that Howard was stealing the rhetoric but not the substance. In other words, racist voters would go for the real Armani, not some pale, wishy-washy impersonation. Which is exactly why Howard's argument that the answer is "managing migration and asylum to stop extremists making capital out of the issues" is such unmitigated crap.

It is even more inappropriate a reaction given that the scene of the BNP's most conspicuous success was also the scene of riots not about asylum seekers, but about non-white British people living in the industrial north. In other words, it is about race and not about the Home Office working the asylum system more effectively. And what is the likely effect, one wonders, of a major national political figure travelling to one of the most racist areas of the country to deliver a speech which in substance tells the locals that the problem is too many asylum seekers and immigrants? Apart from letting voters know that they can trust the Tories to implement a more respectable racism, it can only contribute to the sense of validation for arrogant little bigots storming the streets with knuckledusters and illiterate tattoos on their foreheads.

There is a perfectly sound psephological analysis behind Howard's move. The top political issues among Britons for the next election, according to Mori, are:

"[T]he NHS (mentioned by 40%), race relations/immigration (34%), education (26%) and crime (25%). Europe is mentioned by only one in seven people." In other words, since they cannot possibly beat Labour on health (they may just get equal figures if Labour continues its Foundation Hospitals and PFI), the Tories are going to beat the dead horse of immigration. It will certainly scatter a few flies, but if the next election is to be determined by the racialisation of the political agenda, it will also unleash the stench of a rotten body politic. Labour competing with the Tories on this issue is disgusting enough - what is more amazing is that Blair should have dragged the debate so far to the right that Michael Howard can bring himself to condemn the illiberalism of New Labour:

"Children of asylum seekers are to be taken into care in order to force their parents to leave the country.
The Prime Minister and the Home Secretary should be ashamed of themselves.
We shall oppose any legislative provision that seeks to give effect to this despicable provision." (From Michael Howard's reaction to the Queen's Speech.)

Naturally, New Labour's spinmeisters are eager to point out Howard's hypocrisy on this:

"When Michael Howard was Home Secretary, he passed a law withdrawing benefits from all asylum seekers, not just those whose claims had failed. This was successfully challenged in the courts but if carried out, would have left thousands of children destitute, some of them from families who had escaped from death and torture and were waiting to be given refugee status in the UK. David Davis voted for this law too."

All very true, but it doesn't stop New Labour's current policy being a bag of shit. Mark their own self-serving justification for removing the children of Asylum Seekers (from the page linked above):

"The Government has three choices when faced with these families.

Choice One is to let everyone stay and tear up our immigration laws altogether. This is a non-starter.

Choice Two is to detain more families in secure removal centres to ensure they can be removed quickly. But these centres are not a happy environment for children and we try to keep their presence in them to a minimum.

Choice three is to do everything we can to encourage people to take a paid-for flight home. Why? Because enforced removals - where immigration officers have to take families from their homes in the middle of the night – are traumatic for the children involved. We want to avoid this wherever possible but despite the fact we pay for flights and offer generous resettlement grants, many of these failed claimants still refuse to leave. That is why we are planning on removing state benefits when people refuse to take our offer to leave. However, we will continue to protect children from destitution, whatever the selfish actions of their parents who are trying to frustrate the immigration laws of the UK."

Just those three?

Well, how about another choice - FOLLOW THE LAW. If your concern is the well-being of asylum seekers, that is. Abide by the Geneva Convention, and stop attempting to deport 30,000 people a year on the basis of a purely arbitrary set standard . Instead, consider each case on its merits. Then you won't have as many crying babies and broken families to deal with. Stop denying asylum seekers who sleep rough the right to food and shelter. That'll cover you for the European Convention of Human Rights. If the well-being of asylum seekers is actually your concern, that is. Stop bombing the hell out of other countries. See, it turns out that people don't like being bombed and they try to flee abroad - a meagre 0.05% of whom come here. And finally, for those 0.05% who do come here?

Fuck it, let 'em stay! Option number one, your "non-starter" would be a perfectly humane and rational gesture. "Ah, but then the racists will..." Yes? They'll what, exactly? Quit the government? Drop out of the police force? Refuse to appear on Kilroy? The only winners of the race game are the racists - they play it best. If you stop playing the race card, and attack racists not their victims then we might have a solid basis for tackling the far right. And anyway, if you stop immigration, who will Lord Irvine get to clean his bog for £4.10 an hour?

"The Generation That Betrayed Its Own Heart." posted by lenin

Western narcissism knows no bounds. If the antics of Gordon Brown and Bono are anything to go by, waging war on global poverty is essentially about us being good people, being true to our ‘hearts’. Yes, yes, yes. Our hard-headed capitalist mentalities tug us one way, our basic goodness another. If one sixth of the world weren’t already starving, they’d be vomiting their guts out. Bono has pleaded with Tony Blair and Gordon Brown to be the "Lennon and McCartney of progressive geopolitics". Well, at least that would give us a fifty-fifty chance of Tony Blair being shot.

The preposterous image of a benign West showering its goods on a grateful Africa/India/Indochina/wherever would surely have no purchase in a society where informed debate was the daily order. As it happens, little but the most rudimentary and banal facts are ever reported by the media, even that section of the press which advertises itself as having a liberal conscience. Bono urges his equally stale colleagues like Bob Geldof to dramatise global poverty just like back in the day. He calls people to the streets to ask "why these promises are not being met". Frankly, if it means being bored to death by a whining old former talent at a rally, I’d give it a miss. But just to answer his question, perhaps he might entertain the possibility that the reason Gordon Brown and Tony Blair are not delivering mountains of cash to needy villages is that they are part of the problem?
Naturally, much has been made of the US government’s refusal to involve itself in these soppy gestures. But this is treated as lack of charity rather than the refusal to countenance lifting poor countries even minutely out of the shitpile that rich countries have buried them under via the World Bank and the IMF. Consider:

Research clearly indicates that even the minimal poverty reduction targets set by world leaders cannot be met unless massive amounts of debt are 'relieved'. The response of the World Bank and the IMF is to refuse to complete the debt relief promised and are blocking further loans to Ethiopia. So it is paying an extra $35m a year in debt service. Ethiopia is being left to rot . Sudan is a nation in conflict, and in desperate need of debt relief - but there is no sign of them receiving any . In fact, you can find a similar siuation across Africa and some of Latin America.

Even the minute promises so far made have not been adhered to.

The reality is, of course, that the Structural Adjustment Programmes imposed on countries as a condition of loan provision is responsible in large measure for Third World economic collapse. The opening up of markets has allowed companies to swoop in, buy up the juiciest sections of the national economy, satiate themselves, rapatriate the profits, then withdraw their investment as soon as things look tough because there aren't any tarrifs or currency controls. This, in fact, is the principal reason why Western administrations have been so eager to make bad loans to countries unlikely to be able to repay:

"Debt is an efficient tool. It ensures access to other peoples' raw materials and infrastructure on the cheapest possible terms. Dozens of countries must compete for shrinking export markets and can export only a limited range of products because of Northern protectionism and their lack of cash to invest in diversification. Market saturation ensues, reducing exporters' income to a bare minimum while the North enjoys huge savings. The IMF cannot seem to understand that investing in ... [a] healthy, well-fed, literate population ... is the most intelligent economic choice a country can make."

-Susan George, A Fate Worse Than Debt, (New York: Grove Weidenfeld, 1990), pp.

And There Shall Be Wailing and the Gnashing of Teeth... posted by lenin

I suppose they thought it was funny, naming The Darkness the best British band of the year , but how funny will it be when the rest of the world sits up, takes notice of our 'best' and realises what a load of shit we are. The Darkness are truly astonishing. They combine the most pompous, ass-sucking moments of Queen with the most masturbatory, dull-witted silliness of Seventies music. They prance and preen on stage as if anyone should be interested and their lead singer seems to think he's reeeeeally reeeeeally funny, when actually he's not. And this is our cream, our prize, our star act? If I could eat enough, I'd vomit a new river for this wretched island so that the whole country would reek of my disgust.

If you like this band, you are a moron. There, I said it. I feel better having said it. Fuck you.

"There Are Too Many Damned Foreigners in Iraq!!" posted by lenin

For any of you who swallowed the rumours that Iraq is being penetrated frontally, rear-wise and sideways by 'foreign fighters' (probably auxiliaries of the Islamist movement), I'm afraid the United States government has once more decided to leave you curling with embarrassment. The recent attacks in Fallujah were carried out largely by Iraqis, not by foreigners.

And, will Iraq be a secular democracy or a religious federation?

From Evil to Absurdity posted by lenin

The Evil of Banality

Hannah Arendt, according to Spike Magazine , "was, after Husserl, another Jew fucked by Heidegger." As the collected correspondence between the two most over-rated intellectuals of the 20th Century emerges, we learn just how banal two people can be when they know and love one another. You just don't write to your lover as if you're going to live forever in the public imagination and be accountable for what you write. On the other hand, if you're Abelard and Heloise , you have God breathing down your neck so you at least get the Latin right.

Telegraph Choking on its own Horseshit

Andrew Neil informs Evening Standard readers that the Daily Telegraph is likely to lose its libel case against George Galloway if it is forced to admit, as looks increasingly likely, that the documents it based its story on were possibly fake. They are likely to mount the defense that it was in the public interest to retail a bogus story since the source looked kind of credible at the time. Their stance over the Gilligan affair would tend to militate against such naked plea-bargaining:

"In fact, the BBC was in a slightly stronger position than the Telegraph since a respected source is clearly preferable to a dodgy document. But it was not good enough for the Telegraph, which took the BBC to task for broadcasting a story it could not prove to be true."

They might, however, have had a half-way decent defense if the article had been written by Con Coughlin , since wary readers know that everything he writes is some MI6 leaked confection of half-truths and fabrications. His latest revelation is that members of Iraq's "coalition government" claim to have found documentary evidence that proves Mohammed Atta was trained by Saddam Hussein in June 2001.

"[A] top secret memo written to Saddam Hussein, the then Iraqi president, by Tahir Jalil Habbush al-Tikriti, the former head of the Iraqi Intelligence Service ... reports that Atta "displayed extraordinary effort" and demonstrated his ability to lead the team that would be "responsible for attacking the targets that we have agreed to destroy"."

Not to be faulted for ambition, the documents also rehash the Niger-Uranium connection which Bush has just admitted was horseshit:

"The second part of the memo, which is headed "Niger Shipment", contains a report about an unspecified shipment - believed to be uranium - that it says has been transported to Iraq via Libya and Syria."

The source of the story appears to be Dr Ayad Allawai a stooge of US and British intelligence and member of the right-wing Iraqi National Accord, which was responsible for pushing fraudulent stories about Saddam's capacities on credulous media hacks like Judith Miller of the New York Times. He assures us that the story is accurate:

"We are uncovering evidence all the time of Saddam's involvement with al-Qaeda," he said. "But this is the most compelling piece of evidence that we have found so far. It shows that not only did Saddam have contacts with al-Qaeda, he had contact with those responsible for the September 11 attacks."

Translation:

"We are making stuff up all the time, but this time we've gone to the bother of forging another document so that idiots like you will take us seriously..."

The Dark Prince of Comedy

Not Richard Perle, but Bill Hicks has been very much in the news and reviews of late, on account of a new book coming out which posthumously collects his letters, lyrics and routines in one paperback volume this February 29th. It's called "Love All the People", a travesty of a title for a comedian whose finest moments were pure, refined, crystalline nuggets of loathing and rage. Nevertheless, you may now read about him courtesy of John Lahr , Bill Bailey & Spike Magazine . If you haven't witnessed the man's comedy, there's no way I can render it for you. Denis Leary does a good job of bastardising it, though.

"There ain't no one out there who’s a fuckin' threat to us, okay? They don't exist.
I'm talking now only of countries we don't arm first."
- Bill Hicks, Rant in E-Minor, ©1993.

How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered Francis Wheen

Francis Wheen has a new book out, and naturally enough, the effort itself makes a mockery of the author. I always think you're taking your reputation in your hands if you decide to make other people out to be nitwits, and Wheen doesn't disappoint. As per usual, he bangs on about the Kosovo intervention and how much more humane the liberal left was for supporting such a venture than the radical Left of John Pilger, Noam Chomsky et al. He has a few digs at market fundamentalists, New Age morons and Blairite bromides. But he subjects us to a blimpism or two of his own.

Namely, he smears Chomsky by rehashing some long discredited charges over Cambodia, stating that Chomsky "ridiculed" claims of mass atrocities by the Khmer Rouge, and "refused to believe" what was taking place. He cites as his two sources, Chomsky & Herman's Nation column "Distortions at 4th Hand" and their book, "After the Cataclysm" (1980). I've read both of these, incidentally, and it's not hard to see in what ways Wheen is falsifying.

I drew these passages of the book to Chomsky's attention, and he responded:

"It's intriguing that people who call themselves "liberals" are so infuriated when asked to tell the truth instead of to lie in support of the Holy State they worship, both by fabricating what they know to be false charges against official enemies, and denying what they know to be true charges about the blood on their own hands -- about which, I'm sure without reading, there is total silence in the book, despite his knowledge that we were comparing Cambodian crimes and US-UK-backed ongoing crimes then approaching genocide in East Timor that could easily have been stopped had people like him not been so utterly servile and cowardly, and in the article were making similar comparisons."

Additionally, just for fun, Wheen throws in a hallucinatory quote from Christopher Hitchens claiming that "progressives" were silent, or even would rather talk about the o-zone layer, when confronted with the question of whether the US should overthrow the Taliban. Apparently a plethora of best-selling books, packed debates, mass demonstrations and lengthy petitions counts as "silence".

Wheen is not as rambling and incoherent as Hitchens is these days, but his logic resonates with the standard liberal credulousness toward the state and toward power. The Kosovo war was humanitarian - how do we know this? Because those who waged the war say so. The attack on Afghanistan was about helping the people of Afghanistan - how do we know? Because those who launched the attack said so. Noam Chomsky 'ridiculed' claims of genocide coming out of Cambodia - how do we know? Because that has been the standard line from the New York Times to the Washington Post for the last twenty-five years. If Wheen had even bothered to read his cited sources completely, he would have seen how ridiculous those charges are. Christopher Hitchens, in a more lucid phase, summed these up quite adequately.

Finally, Conor Gearty has a few questions about the Hutton Report :

"If Gilligan's broadcast was so terrible, if the Blairs were having sleepless nights as a result of being accused of deceit, if the prime minister was shunned at home and abroad as a liar" then why didn't the PM just "sue for libel"?

Well! Sort of thing George Galloway would do, isn't it?

"Gee, aren't heterosexuals allowed to have any fun?" posted by lenin

So Justin Raimondo quips in response to the allegations of marital infidelity against John Kerry, the sexagenarian Democrat who would be King. Well, no, they're not. Not with men, not with other women, not even with themselves. It's just forbidden. The Bible says so.

But if the Republicans are now going to rely on teasing Kerry's cock as a nice distraction from the real issues, I think it a good idea to take a soujourn from the grey porn of American politics and get back to the juicy stuff. Like, check this out:

The UN has decided that elections aren't likely to happen in Iraq until 2005, because the country isn't ready for it. That's nice of them. It turns out the procedures would take too long and yada yada yada, you don't to get into the technical stuff. And also, "Coalition authorities are also concerned that the security situation in Iraq - where two suicide bombings in the last week killed more than 100 people - is too unstable for election until next year."

Yeah, you see, they think if Iraqis remain deprived of their autonomy for another year or so that'll calm them down a bit. And of course, in the excitable mood they're in now they might vote for any old lunatic. They might vote for a pro-Iranian government and try to nationalise their industries again. Which of course would make some hard work for the CIA and necessitate another few decades of US-sponsored dictatorship just to smack some sense into them. No, no. Elections can wait until we say so.

Elections may have to wait in America too if the voters keep acting so crazy. Turns out support for the war in America has dropped from 65% to 49% in the last two months, on account of everything the Bush administration said turning out to be horseshit.

The British government aren't too happy about the way the Iraqi pie is being sliced up either. Recall what I told you about our Iraq envoy Brian Wilson dragging mercenary companies and others to a Kuwait 2004 conference ? It turns out that Tony Blair is sending him along with Mike O'Brien to Washington next week to see if we can even get one bid:

'"Despite extensive lobbying by ministers and officials for significant UK content in these projects, none of the UK bids (from AMEC, Foster Wheeler and the Wood Group) were successful," says a note attached to other documents from Gregor Lusty, head of the Iraq unit at UK Trade & Investment, an arm of the Department of Trade and Industry.'

Oh, for fuck's sake! And we spent all that money and political capital? Come on, Amreeekans, give us some a yer blood money !

Baghdad Blast. posted by lenin

The daily postcard pictures of progress and reconstruction in Iraq that the Coalition Provisional Authority sees fit to produce for the world are belied constantly by reports from the reality on the ground. Thus it is that a Bishop visiting Iraq describes the CPA headquarters as the "Dream Zone".

"Inside the Dream Zone, they don't know what is going on in the city... They don't know the deprivations the people are putting up with. They don't have jobs. Right now, people are getting the same amount of basic food as they have been getting through the oil-for-food program, but there is the fear that could be running out. The city is just very depressing."
(‘Iraqis still suffering, says Bishop Gumbleton after visiting Iraq’, Robert Delaney, Catholic News Service, January 29, 2004)

While the UN reports on the increase in encephalitis as a result of malnutrition in Iraq, citing the despairing views of one doctor, Rada, at the Children's Teaching Hospital:

"You can see the children here. There is much suffering among them. No one seems to be helping them. We have been to the ministry of heath for assistance and to the Americans. We have received nothing so far."
(‘IRAQ: Encephalitis affecting children’, IRIN, January 26, 2004, www.reliefweb.int)

Beneath the skein of constant misdirection and sleight of hand coming from the CPA are cries of despair which it would not take long to discover if one was, say, a journalist. As it happens, the task falls to a couple of Chomskyan critics at Medialens . The only time at which this virtual reality is ruptured is when some horrendously violent spectacle literally explodes onto Iraqi streets. Today, it looks like a car bomb blast has ripped into a Baghdad police station and claimed fifty lives. I'm not going to bore you with condemnations of the means of the Iraqi Resistance. It would be pointless hypocrisy since I support the ends of the Resistance 100%. Within those bounds, I accept the right and responsibility to be critical, but not to moralise. At any rate, those most likely to sanctimoniously decry the loss of innocent life are those most responsible for encouraging it and participating in it - the US government and its media cheer-leaders. Christopher Hitchens decries the Resistance for having "murdered female members of the provisional democratic government" , but was presumably not so outraged at the murder of females taking place every day while the US waged its bitter assault on Iraq. So, you will understand if I withdraw myself from such disgusting platitudinising.

Not more than a few months ago, the US army was claiming that the capture of Saddam Hussein had resulted in a dramatic decline in the incidences of attacks on coalition troops. As I noted at the time, this was horseshit. The thought, however, was that it would be nice if people would only believe that all the trouble was being caused by "Saddam loyalists". The story has changed. The Guardian, in it's report of the incident , subliminally introduced the theme:

"The bombing came after US officials said an Islamic militant with links to Osama bin Laden's al-Qaida network was plotting to ignite a civil war in Iraq to undermine efforts to hand over power to Iraqis."

The BBC followed suit in an almost identical quote:

"It comes a day after US officials warned against what they described as an al-Qaeda plot to ignite violence between the majority Shia Muslims and the Sunni Muslims who held power under the former Iraqi regime."

Well, there you are. If it isn't Saddam Hussein, it must be Abu Musab Zarqawi, an Islamist terrorist whom Washington claims has links with Ansar al-Islam, the Kurdish group. Ridiculously enough, Washington once tried to pin an Al Qaeda connection on Saddam Hussein because Zarqawi had been seen in Iraq - despite the fact that they were actually linking him with an anti-Saddam Kurdish army. Now, they hold him responsible for planning to destabilise the country. Somehow, I am not bowled over by their evidence, Exhibit A of which is a computer disc with a letter on it allegedly written by Zarqawi outlining his plans to destabilise Iraq. Because, if you're terrorist, you do that sort of thing don't you? You explain your plans in detailed letters and leave them lying around for coalition troops to find. Makes perfect sense to me.

Anyway, the American forces have once more demonstrated their rather loose grasp of irony, or indeed reality:

"There is clearly a plan on the part of outsiders to come into this country and spark civil war, breed sectarian violence and try to expose fissures in the society," said Brigadier General Mark Kimmitt, the top US military spokesman in Iraq.

Yeah, that'll be the US government, you prat! CNN quotes CPA spokesman Dan Senor:

"We have a lot of good days; unfortunately we also have a lot of bad days like today," Senor said. "The good news is that we have more good days than bad days."

Senor seems to think he's talking to his marriage counsellor. At any rate, CNN are careful to drop the same hints as The Guardian:

"Coalition and Iraqi forces are bracing for more violence from anti-U.S. guerrillas as the country heads toward independence July 1."

Naturally, the claim that Iraq is heading toward independence come July 1st is absolutely bogus, and the corrolary implication that the violence is being wrought to destroy a nice, peaceful handover of power by a benevolent and blushing US government is absurd. Still, a bank of available lies and cover-ups is carefully preserved in Downing Street and the Whitehouse, and it churns out faxes and press packs each day to keep those inquiring bods in the media occupied. I understand the Sun's press packs now come with crayons. I would therefore expect a sustained, and partially successful, campaign over the next few months to locate an Al Qaeda conspiracy, possibly buttressed by some new 'finds'. Every limb is worth lying for.


ps: And what's this? Howard Dean posing as a Ralph Nader, on the "democratic wing of the Democrat party"? Surely not!

Dorian's Quivering Cock: Will Self Does Oscar Wilde. posted by lenin

If there’s a word in the English dictionary that I don’t know, I don’t know what it is. But Will Self probably does, and it is his dazzling prolixity as much as his bleak, cynical humanism that attracts legions of misfits, students, and drug addicts to his prose. In My Idea of Fun, the serpiginous Fat Controller detonates pleonastic bombs, sets off “lexical flashes”, irradiates his audience with blasts of sesquipedaleanism. The description appends just as well to Will Self. I can’t remember when I first started liking Self – perhaps when he interviewed Julie Burchill for the Independent in 1999 and tastefully tore her most prized writing to shreds without being unnecessarily vitriolic. He reserves, as always, his most scorching contempt for the political class, the authoritarianism of New Labour, and Blair, that “poetaster of the bland”. Still, it is refreshing to see just how willingly Self relinquishes his charitable sense when writing fiction, for fiction is mercenary – either one makes the kill or one does not deserve to be paid. So it is with Dorian, perhaps his best novel to date, and certainly his most recent.

Like Oscar Wilde’s original, Self’s Dorian is resplendent with paradox, replete with maxims, satirically cutting into bourgeois cant and liberal sanctimony with equal deftness. Unlike Wilde, however, Self isn’t afraid to be vulgar, disgusting even, as he reaches into the darkest, bloodiest recesses of the 1980s gay scene, and paints everything gloriously black. It is populated by a pantheon of upper-middle class aesthetes, running the full gamut from self-indulgence to self-pity, gold-digging doctors and junkie beggars. Dorian, in this re-telling, is an ingénue of aristocratic pedigree who has befriended Basil Hallward’s fidgety, rectally taut conceptual artist. Henry Wotton, no longer a lord, is an unsympathetic, ginger-haired, hard-nosed snob. He is despicable, cruel, and contemptuous – but retains the soulful philosophy and wit which made him so irresistible in fin de siecle Victorianism. Indeed, Self locates a curious confluence between the 1890s and the 1980s – moral panic, monarchical crisis, a lethargic political class with little distinction. And the 1980s saw not a few PT Barnum’s and Bill Cody’s make their bestial mark.

Melodrama is discarded in favour of the baroque, which suits the tale much better; fatalism is eschewed, and there is no tragic crescendo. What we get instead is the darkest of comedies, overlaid with some perfect Wildean ennui, decadent malaise and moral putrefaction. The sense of doom, which runs through Wilde’s original, is replaced with ironic farce. It is entirely fitting that Dorian should end his wild days as a New Labour marketing genius, inventing halos for useless turds, meeting and greeting solicitous, unctuous careerists. Degeneration climaxes in enervated emptiness and, like Wilde, an era that has surged forward on little more than its own giddying hubris collapses into depleted self-loathing, a wasted invert of its former self.

It is commonly thought, and Wilde contributed to this perception, that the strain of doom in The Picture of Dorian Gray presaged Wilde’s later trial and imprisonment. But then, Wilde was a man who stood in symbolic relations to his times, and it is not stretching the bounds of the credible to imagine that what was actually presaged was the collapse of bourgeois society - specifically, the reversion to barbarism during the Thirty Years War. World War I and its sequels introduced many unwelcome additions to our lexicon - stormtroopers, genocide, no-man’s land, lebensraum, Kristallnacht etc. Life imitates art, realising Leonardo Da Vinci’s helicopter several hundred years after its conception; repeating the tragedy of The Wreck of the Titan, an enormous, glorious ship stacked in a perfect replica of the Victorian social order, which sets off on a freezing April night and smashes into an iceberg. (The similarities are quite striking, right down to the dimensions of the ship, so definitely check that link). Wilde did not have such specific prescience, but I wonder if he didn’t overhear the dim roar of airborne death somewhere over the horizon.

Self may smell something in the offing, perhaps 20th Century tragedy reborn as 21st Century farce, but he doesn’t allow himself to become portentous. Madness is his forte, the point at which truth emerges from the secluded margins, and it is his autistic observer who keeps watch on the heaving, quaking world outside his tower block window. The AIDS virus is working its demonic magic on the nation, wiping out swathes of unbelievers, destroying the shibboleths of tolerance, turning a frightened and tired populace on its gay minority and unleashing a puritanical fervour even more vile and hypocritical than the kind that broke Oscar Wilde on the gaolor’s rock. And even as the Caring Nineties sweep Princess Diana, the Snow Queen of People’s Hearts, into hospitals and AIDS charity concerts all over the world, fundamentalism broods and multiplies under the social skin, waiting for resistance to weaken.

What is missing from this picture, of course, is socialism. Wilde’s libertarian socialism is behind his most scathing attacks on bourgeois society – when a charitable aristocrat expatiates on the immense problems in the East End, Lord Wooton cuttingly remarks that “The problem is slavery. And we are trying to solve it by amusing the slaves”. Self is himself on the libertarian left, but the 1980s marked a catastrophic decline in the fortunes of the international left, during which even great victories began to look hollow, as national liberation became postcolonial servitude. For Wilde, 1798 and 1848 are not distant memories. For Self, even 1968 looks decidedly quaint. The “sexual revolution” has already degenerated into a Thermidorian reaction, and what was hoped would be liberation has merely reinvented the old authoritarianism, pace Animal Farm.

Dorian, of course, remains transcendent, beautiful, a trembling narcissus, untouchable by time or trial. Except that if the revolution did come, such time-shattering moments of emancipatory upheaval would send Dorian fleeing across the pond, or perhaps across the Siberian plains, for he is thoroughly and completely a creature of bourgeois comfort. What novelty he might find in the asceticism of War Communism would quickly become a bore. Radical democracy would tire him, for he is a Nietzchean superman through and through. The subjugation of privilege to collectivism would reek of mediocrity for him. It is for that reason, and that most crucially, that he deserves his gruesome death – history would make him superfluous, and he could not bear that. Neither could Wilde.

Ban This Filth! posted by lenin

Johann Hari is eloquent in his affronted dignity in today’s Independent , blasting the petulant homophobia of commentators in the rightwing press, which barely musters remark outside of the liberal press. The Gay Police Association (an unfortunate name, inviting a variety of homophobic sneers) has decided to press an official complaint against Richard Littlejohn, the bigotted nappy-filler who writes for the Sun when he isn’t scribing literary masterpieces about gay lawyers, black crimmos, asylum seekers and political correctness. Political correctness sanctifies a certain kind of ersatz transgression, in which the outraged conservative wimp will pretend to be put upon and oppressed by modern day Jacobins seeking to curb freedom of speech. Couched in the language of rebellion, any old reactionary twaddle can pretend to be slightly subversive – picture the wry old right-wing fox, with a twinkling eye for the ladies and a line in ‘wicked’ humour.

I find it all too easy to patronise liberals like Johann – I sort of think they shouldn’t be allowed to write about international affairs. Editors should restrict their remit to things like immigration, civil liberties, child smacking, gender and sexual liberty. Stuff they’re good at. David Aaronovitch, of course, should not be allowed to write about anything at all until he’s had a few cups of coffee. But Hari does an excellent job of ripping the banausic frontmen for archaic prejudice to shreds. Still, he isn’t too sure about the moves by the GPA, regarding censorship as both morally wrong and counterproductive. I am not so squeamish – lock ‘em up, I say! Throw away the key! Let them have their rectums torn at the altar of Mr Big! Etc. But I’ve always been slightly bemused by the reactionary firebrands of the Daily Mail and the Murdoch stable. Why aren’t there legions of Sun readers desperately trying to gain asylum status, since they believe it will entitle them to a lifestyle of pampered luxury at the expense of yer nanny state? Why aren’t they eagerly renting gay porn and wearing fashionable clothing, since they think the gay lifestyle affords such privileges?

Anyway, as I say, I have no objection to deploying the force of laws and regulatory procedures to stop racists and homophobes soiling the national bed with their sickness. If they give you a handle, turn it (so to speak). Part of the trouble I have with the liberal’s Voltairean dedication to free speech as an absolute right is that the favour is never returned by the Right. Where did all those erstwhile defenders of free speech disappear to when the spotlight was shifted away from Kilroy and onto Jenny Tongue MP? Will we hear from them next time an Abu Hamza raises his hook in public and cries out the evils of Jews and Americans? Another problem I have with Voltaire’s dictum is that a) I wouldn’t die for the right of any racist to utter odious obsequies about the master race and b) anyone who would do so heartily deserves their fate.

This isn’t to say there are no difficulties in appealing to the law, or to broadcasting rules. For one thing, such gestures often are counterproductive even where wholly merited. For another, these rules are applied grotesquely unevenly. Rod Liddle made the excellent point on Question Time that the case of a Muslim extremist sent to jail for eight years for producing racist literature, far from being the hallmark of Enlightenment, was actually the mark of extreme authoritarianism. Indeed, I do agree that eight years is perhaps too long. But he might have added that there is one very prominent and influential racist in Britain who has produced racist literature of the most disgusting kind and only received a two-year suspended sentence for it. The publication was The Rune, and the offending edition carried a picture of a noose on the front page along with the headline “What Has a Rope Got to Do with White Unity?” On the inside of the cover was the answer – “Because when payback time comes, we will be able to put the rope to capital effect”. The author was Nick Griffin, head of the BNP.

Laws publicly intended to defend the oppressed from racist bigotry are often debased in this way. Not long ago, US neoconservatives were appealing on the basis of ‘affirmative action’ programmes for quotas to be set which would force an increase in the representation of conservatives in the academia – it being the case that radicals and Marxists were woefully over-represented. And while these perverse notions do not render those laws useless, they do point to the limits of legalistic logic, insofar as laws do not recognise or account for structural oppression and marginalisation, and render a spurious equality between rich and poor, black and white, gay and straight. One’s attitude to the law in such circumstances has to be entirely instrumental – it has to be reckoned with as a force, and used prudentially, but we cannot afford to rely on such means.

Protest is, at any rate, far more effective in the long term than legal procedure. It creates a climate of intolerance toward bigots of of every stripe, without the attending baggage of ‘censorship’ and so on. In fact, when po-faced defenders of free speech have the nerve to object to Anti-Nazi League counter-demonstrations against the National Front on the grounds that “they’ve got the right to demonstrate if they want to”, there is always the excellent reply that, after all, “so have we”. You can’t demand free speech and then object when the opposing chorus happens to be louder. If there were even an ounce of political nous in the gay liberation movement left, Stone Wall and the Pink Paper would be organising Gay Pride marches through Wapping, camping on the lawns of News International and Express Group Newspapers. They would have spent years beseiging Blind Date for never once having the courtesy to feature gay couples (or perhaps even ‘surprising’ the heterosexual man with three drag queens on the other side of the partition – imagine the hilarity when they go for their trip to Majorca!). They would be demanding the heads of the producers of Queer as Folk, possibly the most empty-headed, foul misrepresentation of gay life thus far produced in the name of liberalism. They’d all be collectively shitting on the heads of New Labour for being so feeble about Clause 28 and for having a homophobic Home Secretary. And they’d be demanding Ben Bradshaw come out as a perfectly straight, heterosexual man.

Above all, gay people must fight for something more than ‘tolerance’ – a misanthropy if ever one was invented, since one ‘tolerates’ burdens not other people. They must continue to fight for respect from straight prudes like me. Just because I like women and keep my socks on while humping is no excuse for my rampant heterosexism. Perhaps “Angels in America”, Tony Kushner’s witty and poetic six-hour epic about American gays in the era of AIDS, makes the point better than I could. When the plague arrived, gays had not a friend left, and were rancorously vilified by pure-hearted Americans. Tolerance amounted to jackshit when the chips were down. The anthropological curiosity underlying such ‘tolerance’ was hilariously exemplified in Meryl Streep’s mormon prude when, confronted with an AIDS sickened gay, she hesitantly asked: “Are you a ho-mo-sex-you-al?” To which the answer should have been “well, I wasn’t before, but…”

The literal-minded dextral dwarfs of the right-wing press are undone somewhat by irony and wit, especially since they believe they are uniquely blessed with a ‘sense of humour’. Yet mockery and criticism do not sufficiently wilt them – as Martin Amis once remarked, where imagination meets un-imagination, un-imagination wins every time, hands down. One wins respect as a minority only by virtue of being assertive and uncompromising. Brute force, either of numbers or of strength, is what in fact wins – as everyone from the Mau Mau to the Black Panthers will attest. And, quite frankly, it’s the only language they understand.

I'm a Human Being, Get Me Out of Here: A Cultural Review. posted by lenin

Squirming with envy at the erudition of Spike Magazine proprietor, Steve, I've decided to go a bit arty and wow readers with some deft cultural insights. Now, unlike Steve, I haven't read anything about Wagner for months, but I have been watching television.

First of all, can anyone explain to me why I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here! has turned us into a nation of twelve-year-olds? The text messages they send into that fucking programme - who writes them? "Jordan is well-fit, she is going to win!" "Lord B's got a well-massiv cock, not like my brother!" "Jennie Bond has got a minging pair of mashers, get her out of there!" I made those up, but they roughly approximate the quality of audience participation. Is it just possible that there are some people out there, frantically hammering out text messages like "Yes, please advertise to the entire nation that I have no life by publishing a cack string of illiteracies followed by my name and where I live"?

And why do people want to watch anything with that annoying noice constantly irrupting into the soundtrack to cover up where the celebs are bitching about their homelives, or calling each other a pile of wankers? The stuff they let you hear isn't exactly compelling dialogue anyway. Furthermore, there's no plot, the actors suck, the production values are pathetically low, and we are sending a nation of twelve-year-old boys to sleep on a couple of big cushiony Jordan-breasts when they ought to be masturbating furiously over their teachers, like I did! And don't give me this "Jordan's a female icon" bullshit. Jordan is a deeply fragile human being whose whole motivation is not to be "minging" - her personality is constructed around her mythical good looks - and darling, when you get to read this, you ain't all that. She is not someone whom the nation's females can model themselves on. I've heard the pundits talking about "well, she's got all that money, a big country-estate at 25 years old, can't be doing anything wrong!" Yeah, let me bring you in on a secret: I'd rather be a tasteful human being than a loaded dimwit. In a way, Jordan has the worst of all worlds - she's rich, has every advantage capitalist society can offer, and is still miserable. She has no way out.

Luckily, I don't give much of a shit, I don't care to watch that banal tripe ever again, and neither should you feel compelled to. Unlike Jordan, but like Johnny Rotten, we have a way out.

US Elections. Another Year of Boredom. posted by lenin

Well, before I start, let me just welcome Sunday Telegraph readers to the world of reality. Unlike your chosen newspaper I don't carry MI6 leaks, although like them I'm occasionally inclined to piss on Blair. Anyway, to the matter at hand. John Kerry ... zzzaaarrgfgh... zzzzz woaaaahhh? Oh yeah, sorry, I just fell asleep and nutted the keyboard.

John Kerry is cruising ahead as the Democrat challenger to George W Bush this Fall (sorry, but I know the American appellations tend to wind up the more traditional ST reader). His inspiring message is that George W Bush lied through his simpering smirk about Iraq and he intends to storm into the Whitehouse and lie about something nicer, which I tend to think Americans will respond to since they like their lullabies sung with a little syrup. I'm not saying the US electorate are stupid - good heavens, no! - just the best part of the half that bothers to vote. No, the majority of Americans are pretty savvy about their political class, and Britons are getting there too.

But why are we talking about John Kerry, a man so boring that his face has fallen asleep and is almost slipping off his skull, when we all know Howard Dean was supposed to be the exciting one? A lot of attention has been brought to bear on the famous Whitmanesque 'yawp' he emitted after losing the first primary. But there appear to be other, more significant factor, which Dean's sudden emissions have only really compounded. First of all, Dean's whole campaign was based on retaining a monopoly on the antiwar vote - which, capture of Saddam slipping over the horizon, is back at the top of the agenda. He appeared to be relatively sincere compared to East Coast liberal elitists, down-to-earth, and passionate. He breathed fire on the Bush administration when other Democratic candidates were mouthing centrist bromides and pacifying the big dimwit in the Oval Office. He appeared to be saying what no squib from the Likudnik Democratic Leadership Council would have the guts to say - that America was being steered over a cliff by a drunk-driver and a moron to boot.

As Mike Davis notes , however:

"In Iowa and New Hampshire, ironically, Dean became the victim of his own campaign's success in forcing other candidates, particularly John Kerry and John Edwards, to speak out against the Iraq deception. Indeed Kerry, so long embalmed in compromise and hypocrisy, suddenly showed faint signs of a former self-the militant anti-war veteran who so eloquently denounced American war crimes in Vietnam before Congress in 1972.

In the last days before the Iowa primary, surrounded by Teddy Kennedy and an honour guard of veterans, Kerry reinvented himself as the "tough dove". Without a monopoly on the anti-war issue, Dean crumbled on his domestic flank, where his policies on healthcare, tax reform and welfare are indistinguishable from or to the right of other candidates.

In particular, his trademark "taking back America" appeal wilted in face of Senator John Edwards' more militant us versus them contrast of "two Americas". Edwards, boasting of his milltown origins, won unexpected second place with a rhetoric targeted precisely at the pain of Iowa's many downsized or deunionised meatpacking towns."

Dean's "antiwar" position was largely fraudulent in any case. He supported the first Gulf War, as well as the attack on Afghanistan, and he is also in favour of continued occupation in Iraq. His solution for the Iraqis?

'American with Iraqi, Arab characteristics. Iraqis have to play a major role in drafting this, but the Americans have to have the final say.'

So, now that his dedicated anti-imperialism is being matched by every other multi-millionaire Democrat, Howard Dean has lost his only bedrock of support. Dean's tenure as Governor of Vermont would make any Republican proud , and apart from the alleged antiwar stance, he has been the most illiberal of all the candidates on offer.

So, we're left with Kerry, a Deputy Dawg Democrat with slightly less charisma than any passing insect. True enough, when they broadcast some of his speech on Channel Four today, I found my eyes inescapably glued to the spiralling ascent and descent of a moth near the light-bulb. So, why is he getting all the votes? Old-fashioned tax and spend liberalism , as it happens - nothing too radical, and certainly to the right of the programme Clinton was elected on. Somehow I doubt that his policies will really create 3 million new jobs. I rather get the impression that Kerry is banking on the mechanisms of the business cycle to do most of his work for him. On the issue of Iraq, he is placing himself somewhere between Dean and Bush (between two planks of wood?) - he won't walk away from the world, and he won't walk alone in it. He wants to win the peace in Iraq , much like Howard Dean, Bill Kristol, George W. Bush etc etc, although he did make critical noises about the war before it started and then voted for it. He dismisses the commission to investigate the President's ignorance of the facts as a "sham". On the issues of workers' rights - stay with me Borygraph readers, it gets fun again - he's for a higher minimum wage indexed to inflation (not average income), and he certainly advertises himself as a friend of the unions. "He has a 90% AFL-CIO voting record in an 18-year Senate career" That said, he was for Nafta, with certain minor provisions, and wants to "fix" rather than "walk away from" the WTO.

The penny drops, I think. Kerry is experty deploying Clintonite "triangulation" - talking Left to mobilise the liberal voter base, while casually allowing business to know that he can run the country for them. It would be naive to expect Kerry to do anything different with a massive victory than Bill Clinton. Clinton discovered his limits when he was told the stock market couldn't take his plans for job creation, public spending and healthcare. He would have to cave in. By 1996, he was pushing through welfare cuts more and repackaging everything the Republicans wanted in liberal clothing.

The best thing for this election would have been to have a genuine, (as opposed to ersatz, pace Dean), challenge from the grassroots both to Bush and to the smarm-buckets in the Democratic Leadership Council. The tendency to valorise some return to 'normality' after the dangerous deviation of Bushism is the logic of depoliticisation at its worst. The Left ought to be as bold as the neoconservative right, think big, talk tough - and, just occasionally, act it.

But, that John Kerry, boy, he's... zzzz aaaahhrrr zzz snuuugghgh zzz...... ... ....

Labour Pains ... the First Abortion. posted by lenin

If further evidence were needed that New Labour is not merely a pragmatic, centrist administration with a nice line in sops to the middle class, we have it today in the culmination of Labour's bullying of the RMT. The RMT have taken their members, their money, and their support, and withdrawn from their century-long affiliation to the Labour Party . Consider - a demoralised, unpopular administration, a party hemorrhaging members, desperate for funds, with virtually no committed activists on the ground doing the donkey work, being forced to employ paid professionals - and they decide to force out one of their largest union backers just a couple of months before the European and GLA elections. The given reason is an idiocy. Yes, the RMT members voted to support the Scottish Socialist Party . But then the Labour Party is quite happy to enter coalitions with Liberal Democrats without consulting the unions. They are happy to bash, smash and trash the trade union movement so completely, so resolutely, that most of the leaders and many of the members haven't known what the hell to do about it for some time.

The time and trouble New Labour leaders have taken over gnashing at the hands that feed them dramatises the the worst possible dilemma, the worst possible conundrum for them - they absolutely despise the Labour Party and the unions, yet they cannot break their dependence on them. New Labour still seem determined to act as if they were invincible, as if they could depend on the working class and the Left to rally behind them no matter how many principles of the labour movement they discarded or disgraced. But the reaction to Hutton, to the war, to every New Labour clone who appears on Question Time, tells us they are not invincible. In fact, like most bullies and despots, they are weaker than we ever imagined they would be.

Tony Blair is... posted by lenin

Also A Liar

Responding to disbelief about Blair's ignorance on the 45-minute claim, the Prime Minister's official spokesman says:

"The report from the Secret Intelligence Service did not specify the delivery system to which the 45 minutes applied. He was relying on information from the SIS which is very different from not having a clue."

As it happens, that little snippet of information tells us that the Prime Minister is lying too. The Prime Minister's foreword to the September 2002 "dossier" included the following claims:

"We judge Iraq has ... illegally retained up to 20 al-Hussein missiles with a range of 650km capable of carrying chemical or biological warheads."

"We judge Iraq has ... military plans for the use of chemical and biological weapons, including against his own Shia population. Some weapons are deployable within 45 minutes."

"Delivery means [for chemical and biological weapons] include: free fall bombs, artillery shells and rockets, helicopter and aircraft-borne sprayers, al-Hussein and al-Samoud/Ababil-100 ballistic missiles, L-29 unmanned jets."

These, presumably, are the weapons alleged to be able to strike Cyprus. Those chemical and biological weapons, allegedly deployable within 45 minutes, only have those delivery systems listed that could actually strike outside the country, far beyond Iraq's borders. The report from the SIS may not have specified the delivery systems, but Tony Blair did - and if he claims he was relying on the SIS report, then he is either lying or he admits that he misrepresented what was in that report.

Sorry to be a persistent pain in the arse, Tone, but is there any chance you'll drop the Jesus-On-The-Cross act and tell us which is the case?

Wolves To The Slaughter... posted by lenin

Or, Geoff Hoon is a Liar

George Galloway didn't make many friends in the rightwing press when he used the above epithet to describe George W Bush and Tony Blair, although he did later take back his "insult to the noble wolf". Still, Geoff Hoon was looking decidedly canine this morning on the BBC, although perhaps more of a scraggy bitch than a skilled predator. Two things emerge from his performance, which I will shortly adumbrate:

1) Geoff Hoon is an idiot.

2) Geoff Hoon is willingly setting himself up as fall guy for the Prime Minister by offering such patently nonsensical answers.

To clarify, the Defense Secretary actually went on television, after the Prime Minister had "conceded" that he didn't know the 45-minute claim related to battlefield munitions (odd way to describe self-exculpating bluster), to tell the public that although he did know about the claim he didn't see fit to inform Blair about it, because "there wasn't a debate about it at the time", and he didn't correct any of the newspapers with their stupendeous claims about destruction in 45 minutes because "I didn't see any of the newspapers at the time, so correction didn't come into it". Moreover, actually, there wasn't that big a deal about it at the time in the press, it didn't become a big deal until the BBC inflated it out of all proportion with its silly stories. (How would he know this if he didn't see any of the papers?).

Fortunately, just to test our man's devotion to the facts, someone kindly e-mailed me a couple of telling nuggets of information. First, here is Hoon on Sky News (4th February 2004):

"I didn't see those newspapers, so the
question of a correction did not arise, as far as I was concerned."

on the BBC Today Programme, (5th February 2004) :

"The first time I saw that headline
[Sun - 45 minutes to doom] was very recently watching a Panorama programme,
flashed up the front page of the Sun on the screen and that was the very first
time I had ever seen that particular publication."

Finally, here is Hoon in conversation with His Ludship:

Hutton Enquiry, Hearing Transcripts.
Monday, 22nd September 2003

Q. Did you know that the 45 minute claim in the dossier was
taken from a JIC assessment which does not in fact
identify any particular weapon?
A. Well, I recall at the time having some discussion in the
Ministry of Defence about the kinds of weapons that
could be deployable within 45 minutes; and I think the
assumption was made that they would be, for example,
chemical shells, which were clearly capable of being
deployed, as I think Mr Scarlett has indicated to
the Inquiry, in a time even less than 45 minutes;
I think he suggested 20 minutes.
Q. So you knew, did you, that the munitions referred to
were only battlefield munitions?
A. I was certainly aware that that was one suggestion, yes.
Q. Was there any other suggestion that they were not
battlefield munitions but strategic munitions?
A. I recall asking what kind of weapons would be deployable
within 45 minutes; and the answer is the answer that
I have just given to you.
Q. Which was shells, battlefield mortars, tactical weapons
of that kind?
A. Yes.
Q. Would your Department be responsible for correcting any
false impression given by the press on an issue of this
importance?
A. I think on an issue of this importance it would not
simply have been the Ministry of Defence that was solely
responsible. There would have been an effort across
Government.
Q. Are you aware that on 25th September a number of
newspapers had banner headlines suggesting that this
related to strategic missiles or bombs?
A. I can recall, yes.

Sorry about the idiot italics, but it helps to avoid misinterpretation by the wilfully blind. Geoff Hoon is now telling the public something different to what he told the Hutton Inquiry. So, somewhere he is not telling the truth. I suspect it is the latter. He did see the headlines (oh fucking please, of course he did!) and was willing to keep schtum about their misreading of the facts because they were following the lines intended by the Prime Minister and his coterie. Additionally, what he told the Hutton Inquiry, if he has not deliberately made a fool of M'Lud, means that the whole government bears responsibility for the misrepresentation of evidence in the press, and no attempt was made to correct it.

Like I say, Hoon would have to be a certifiable moron to peddle such nonsense. He would also have to be doing it deliberately to save the Prime Minister's skin. Already on his way out, I think he intends to take a spectacular lemming dive and sacrafice his own job to preserve the unity of the Government. But, as I often find myself saying around the house, "this shit just won't wash".

Newsflash: It turns out the American government doesn't want to hand Iraq back to Iraqis after all. It seems that, Bush's re-election strategy notwithstanding, they are trying to extend their stay beyond the agreed deadline. They claim it is because they cannot fulfil Ayatollah Sistani's desire to have a democratic election by June, and so need to stay longer so they can sort it all out (because Iraqis can't do things for themselves, apparently) But perhaps it is really because the Iraqi Resistance has allegedly been distributing leaflets and pamphlets vowing to take control of cities once the US troops leave, urging the locals not to fire on the Resistance fighters and dangling the prospect of elected councils once US troops have got out of there. To be perfectly honest, the latter sounds like CIA propaganda to me, a dim re-working of the colouring-in books they distributed to white neighbourhoods alleging them to be the work of the Black Panthers. You never know with these wily fuckers.

The Mercenary Position: posted by lenin

Iraq and the "Security Situation"

British forces were awarded a reputation for commonsensical care and calm when handling the natives in Basra, the ever-present implication being that those dopy, vulgar Americans didn’t know how to deal with savages on account of their Hollywood blow-‘em-up mentality. Lessons were learned, however, when it turned out that the residents of Basra could kick some occupier ass too when the mood took them. Recalling an earlier time when New Labour was maligned for using mercenary companies like Sandline International to do its dirty work in Sierra Leone, the British (and Americans) now employ mercenaries in both Baghdad and Basra. Global Risk Strategies (which sounds vaguely like a student thesis on Ulrich Beck) is a British-based firm which drafts ex-servicemen and cops from across the globe to take care of menial security duties in Iraq. Ghurkas are employed, Fijians are recruited, but no Iraqis. Not only are these mercenary armies creating a fat profit margin for a British company, but they’re also much cheaper for coalition authorities because they are largely non-European. That would also explain the presence of a large number of South African hired guns in Iraq:

'"There are definitely more than 1 500 South Africans doing duty there (Iraq). More South Africans will be killed because as the Americans are pulling out, South Africans are filling the void," said a respected security analyst.'

Iraqis are also "non-European" but they are, for obvious reasons, considered a "security risk".

The British envoy to Iraq is called Brian Wilson, and part of his remit is to ensure British companies get a slice of the reconstruction cake as the US serves it up. To which end, he secured the accompaniment of various UK companies to a conference in Kuwait called "Rebuild Iraq 2004" , among them Securewest International (which is at least honest about whose interests it serves), which supplies "security guards" from its subsidiary, Ghurka Manpower Services , based in Nepal.

Take a look at the operating bases of this company, notice its contiguity with US imperial prerogatives - notably its continued occupation of Guam, which "relies heavily on military spending" to sustain its economy. It also protects US bases in the United Arab Emirates, as well as guarding US Naval bases in America itself. The 'special relationship' congeals money and violence in more ways than this. Everything is up for sale in Iraq, and the Kuwait expo mentioned above discusses them all in some depth. Oil , technology, water, communications, healthcare , power, education , and the list goes on.

And don't think that the US has excluded itself from cashing in on repression. "Nour USA, a privately held U.S.-led consortium, has won a $327 million contract to supply Iraq’s new armed forces and the Iraqi Civil Defence Corps ... "

That there is nothing new about this confluence of state and capitalist interests is exactly what should be arresting about it. We are supposed to be living in a different era, not merely since the arrival of New Labour, but since the British Empire cascaded into ruins. Post-colonialism was to have meant that the ‘poisoned gift’ (Hardt and Negri) of national liberation would constrain the decisions of imperialist policy makers, state sovereignty solidly underpinning the accepted norms of international law. It isn’t the case that national sovereignty was always respected – but it did at least mean that the US felt compelled to justify its principles in terms of its commitment to opposing the “interventionism” of other states. (This latter Orwellianism used to justify US support for the Khmer Rouge and associated forces in the 1980s as they fought the Vietnamese. Only a genuine ideologue could construe US policy in Indochina as adhering to the principles of opposing “interventionism”). But the resurgence of colonialism has brought all of its attendant vices with it, and this includes patronage, corruption and repression.

Aside from the mercenary armies being shipped in, what do the occupying forces intend for the "New Iraq"? It emerges that they intend to recreate the old secret service , at a cost of approximately $1bn a year:

""The presence of a powerful secret police ... will mean that the new Iraqi political regime will not stray outside the parameters that the US wants to set," said John Pike, an expert on classified military budgets at the Global Security organisation. "To begin with, the new Iraqi government will reign but not rule.""

It's specific remit, of course, is to destroy the Iraqi Resistance - something Saddam Hussein could have told them a thing or two about when he was playing golf on the Whitehouse lawn.

"Where are democracy and human rights in Iraq?" asks Zeineb Al-Assam of Iraqi Democrats Against the Occupation. They are in the mouth of Paul Bremer and the minds of the Iraqi Provisional Authority.

Well, if all of that has got you in the mind that somehow what the US has done to Iraq amounts to no more than a neo-colonial raid, let me put your soul at ease. Because the good news is, Pepsi Is Back in Iraq! Hallelujah, Praise the Lord, rejoice, rejoice, rejoice!

An Inquiry Into the Circumstances Surrounding Harry Hatchet's Idiocy. posted by lenin

Something of a cuckoo in an already asinine nest, Harry Hatchet has decided to befoul His Place with a call to conduct a "People's Enquiry" into the antiwar movement. The remit includes:

"1. Did the anti-war movement mislead the public with their predictions about the war?

2. Did the anti-war movement betray the basic principles of anti-fascism and international solidarity?

3. Was the anti-war movement, while professing to be merely a collective of peace-loving protestors, a front for organisations who were/are actually supporting the 'other side' in the war and the subsequent occupation?"

It seems extraordinary that Harry 'Hatchet' Saunders would credit the antiwar movement with the same powers as the government and even more so that he thinks the Stop the War Coalition has the same access to self-occlusion as the government. After all, it isn't as if it would be difficult to discover the answers to his silly questions.

Let's take them one by one. Did the antiwar movement mislead the public with their predictions about the war? We said that this would cost many lives, and it has. We said that coalition authorities would not be welcomed, and they were not . We said that there were no weapons of mass destruction, and there aren't . We said that there were other means of achieving what the United States publicly stated they wanted, and there were .
In all of these respects, the predictions of the antiwar movement came closer to the reality than those of pro-war apologists. Not that every single predication can have been right. Some antiwar protesters thought Iraq would be another Vietnam. That may yet transpire, but it didn't materialise during the occupation, even against the initial assumptions of many leading Generals and pro-war columnists, for the obvious reason that the Republican Guard was not all it was cracked up to be Saddam could never have dreamed of being the international threat he was made out to be.

Did the anti-war movement betray the basic principles of anti-fascism and international solidarity? Well, if Harry wanted international solidarity, he could hardly have done better than the antiwar movement . There has never been such a deep and broad international consensus, crossing all borders including the Iraqi border . As for anti-fascism, I wonder if Harry would be good enough to explain how he deduces that the United States government has, after all these years, suddenly decided to embrace the cause of anti-fascism? Perhaps he could explain this to the residents of Egypt, Saudi Arabia, Uzbekistan, Pakistan etc? Unfortunately Harry's point reduces itself to the standard neoconservative thought that anyone who opposes US aggression must necessarily support whoever the enemy-of-the-month happens to be. A vacant line of discussion. Nevertheless, if we're to talk of apologists here, what do we call someone who exerts every fibre in his being to avoid discussion of the lies and murderous activities of our own government, preferring to discuss the vicissitudes of involvement in an antiwar movement?

The final question Harry raises is certainly the most painfully easy to answer. No. The antiwar movement was not a front for organisations supporting Saddam Hussein. I doubt as much as 1% of those who joined the massive February 15th demonstration had any kindly feelings toward Saddam. It simply isn't worth discussing, but again, it's very useful to those who wish to avoid looking at our own government, its actions, and its mendacity.

So I propose exactly what the title of this blog suggests. We should enquire into exactly how far Harry's stupidity and ignorance will stretch, what the history is, what are his motives, what's he hiding? Answers may be deposited in the Comments box.

Semi Skimmed Horseshit. posted by lenin

Sitemeter does me an enormous favour, in that it allows me to see what sort of attention I'm attracting, sweet or sour, savoury or unsavoury. It lets me know if I'm floating on a sea of adulation or sinking in a cess-pool of my own drivel. There is a darling boy named Rob Hinckley at "Semiskimmed.net" who does some advertising for me at his place. I am in his debt, and would therefore like to return the favour. Initially, it isn't clear why he sends so much traffic my way, since his views are evidently far to the right of mine. But for him, I'm the Angry Young Man, the elusive voter that George Galloway would like to appeal to with his new Respect coalition (never mind that he isn't the author or the founder of the coalition). How does he know this? Well, I advertised it pretty constantly, didn't I, sweethearts?

The only trouble I have with this is, aside from its obvious condescension, is that I am only occasionally really angry when I write. And when I have written under its influence, I have produced less than polished work. Impassioned, impatient, but not impressive.

Nevertheless, I'd like to take the young nip up on a point or two about his prose, so I'll give him a chance to wipe his creamy moustache off on his sleeve before addressing him. All ready? Let's begin.

Hinckley is much exercised by George Soros' accusations that Bush lied in his State of the Union Address by claiming that Dr Kay had already located weapons of mass destruction in Iraq. "No, Mr Soros. What Bush actually said was:

'... We are seeking all the facts - already the Kay Report identified dozens of weapons of mass destruction-related programme activities and significant amounts of equipment that Iraq concealed from the United Nations. Had we failed to act, the dictator's weapons of mass destruction programmes would continue to this day. ...'

And I thought it was Bush who was supposed to have difficulty with basic comprehension."

Hold on a second, you precocious little devil you. The sense of this statement can be construed many ways - but surely it is self-evident that it is indeed intended to be construed only one way. Namely that WMD programmes are things like nuclear, chemical and biological weapons in development, and which "would continue to this day" had it not been for the American superhero operation.

Nevertheless, we have plenty of misrepresentations from the Bush administration to be getting on with - among them:

"In the case of Saddam Hussein, we've got a dictator who is clearly pursuing and already possesses some of these weapons." Dick Cheney, Detroit fundraiser, 20th June, 2002.

"Simply stated, there is no doubt that Saddam Hussein now has weapons of mass destruction." Dick Cheney, 26th August, 2002.

"Iraq has stockpiled biological and chemical weapons, and is rebuilding the facilities used to make more of those weapons. We have sources that tell us that Saddam Hussein recently authorized Iraqi field commanders to use chemical weapons -- the very weapons the dictator tells us he does not have." George W. Bush, 5th October, 2002

"The Iraqi regime . . . possesses and produces chemical and biological weapons. It is seeking nuclear weapons. We know that the regime has produced thousands of tons of chemical agents, including mustard gas, sarin nerve gas, VX nerve gas." George W. Bush, 7th October, 2002.

"We are learning more as we interrogate or have discussions with Iraqi scientists and people within the Iraqi structure, that perhaps he destroyed some, perhaps he dispersed some. And so we will find them." George W. Bush, 23rd April, 2003.

And the killers

"But for those who say we haven't found the banned manufacturing devices or banned weapons, they're wrong, we found them." George W. Bush, 30th May, 2003

"You remember when [Secretary of State] Colin Powell stood up in front of the world, and he said Iraq has got laboratories, mobile labs to build biological weapons ...They're illegal. They're against the United Nations resolutions, and we've so far discovered two...And we'll find more weapons as time goes on." George W. Bush, 30th May, 2003

You hear that? We "Found Banned Weapons".

But of course, we didn't, which makes Bush a liar. If this wasn't in itself an imperishable unintended satire of the right, there is more.

Our milkman attempts a little fun at Noam Chomsky's expense, claiming that a) he made "predictions" of a "silent genocide" in Afghanistan if the US bombed, and b) those "predictions" since they hadn't proven to be accurate, were subsequently 'disowned' by Noam Chomsky.

In fact, Noam Chomsky was accurate that a) "Plans are being made on the assumption that they may lead to the death of several million people." This was in fact the case, because every single charity and aid organisation was crying out for the bombing not to happen on exactly these grounds. This was a real risk. 14 seperate charities and organisations, including Christian Aid, Oxfam, Save the Children, Amnesty International and the World Development movement, issued a statement during the war that it could have catastrophic consequences. Now, there's no way that the planners of that war were unaware of this risk, and therefore there is no chance that they fully intended to allow it to happen given that they undertook precisely the action that it was assumed would cause mass starvation. It reflects no credit on the bombers that these horrid visions did not materialise, since they also succeeded in killing more people than died on 9/11 in their little escapade. And to subject a people to such enormous risk for one's own geo-strategic imperatives is morally abominable. Nevertheless, Chomsky is quite accurate. He is also accurate because b) he himself did not make this prediction.

What was semiskimmed saying about having a "difficulty with basic comprehension". You may read his e-mail correspondence with Chomsky here , and enjoy the uncomfortable squirm at the end as he acknowledges that, well, Chomsky didn't use those exact words, but... Priceless.

I couldn't be bothered trawling through the remaining farrago of lazy-minded tripe that our milk-toothed boy has served up for the public to peruse. There is some entertaining flack dished out to George Galloway for the charges that have been confected against him, citing allegations quoted in Le Monde . To date, most of what has been said in Galloways' disfavour on this issue has turned out to be fraudulent . Still, if neither fact nor value will allow you to win the argument, there is always mud-slinging. It's hard to account for Semiskimmed bothering with his website - but then some people like to expose their cocks, their shit and their flaccid work-worn arseholes, rubbing their baseness in the world's face. Some time, however, it comes time to settle down and grow out of all that.

On your way, now, you young scamp.

Blunkett Proposes "Anti-Terror" Measures. posted by lenin

It is often said that when the eyes close, the mouth opens and not for the better. Our Home Secretary invites many dubious puns on his blindness when he tramples so haphazardly over our civil liberties, but any more you detect in this article are entirely unintentional. Blunkett proposes to make it easier to convict alleged terrorists - not, you understand, by actually catching more terrorists and preventing more atrocities. No, he was thinking more along the lines of, "well, once we've nicked them, we've nicked them - why do we have to let them go?" Having made it possible for the police to arrest someone if they have a "reasonable suspicion" that he or she might be involved in some terrorist plot, it now seems Blunkett would like the judge to be able to bang them up, following a secret trial, in which the evidence has not been disclosed to the 'suspect', on a lower standard of proof than would ordinarily apply.

Now, I'm not going to bore you with all that crap about "we're letting the terrorists win if we undermine our liberal values". No, no, no! We're letting the government win! They've been sewing up these measures for some time, or have we somehow forgotten the banning of dissident groups like the PKK (Kurdish group active in Turkey) in this country as a result of the Terrorism Act (2000) , which labelled them a "terrorist organisation"?

We are witnessing here an attempt to insitutionalise a permanent state of emergency , in which any right we assume in a normally functioning democracy may be suspended on the pretext of the external threat at any given moment. So, for example, an alleged terrorist may not be accorded the normal scrupulousness in determining a fair verdict, because terrorists are sub-human, alien automatons programmed for destruction. They cannot be stopped in the usual way - and if a few innocent people rot in jail for their remaining natural lives, we can at least say they are safe and alive. The trouble is, they won't be free - and nor will anyone likely to incur the wrath of the state. Like those protesters against the arms fair, against whom anti-terrorist legislation was used. If you try and stop mass murder these days, the British police consider you a terrorist.

Alistair Campbell, RIP. posted by lenin

Like that shiny bog roll you used to get at school, Alistair Campbell takes shit from noone, but is quite happy to spread it around. This double-movement was never more evident as during his reaction to the Hutton report. Condescending and ingracious on BBC Newsnight, sanctimonious in newspaper interviews, Campbell at least has the decency to admit that the report washed whiter than white:

"What the report shows very clearly is this: the Prime Minister told the truth, the Government told the truth, I told the truth. The BBC, from the chairman and director general down, did not. Today the stain on the integrity of the Prime Minister and the Government has been removed."

You hear that? The stain has been removed. The government is gleaming cotton-white from head to foot, while the BBC is drowning in undiluted horseshit. Or so we thought until approximately twenty-minutes after Hutton's conclusions were released. Now, it seems that the BBC's shit don't stink, while the government is swimming in its own frothy effluent. Campbell, buzzing round the government long after his career has ended, has set himself up as a national disgrace, and his public triumph has earned him a deafening shriek of laughter. What can he now do? Who would employ someone of such polished 'integrity' that he would sacrafice your children to Satan if you dared impugn it? Perhaps he could go back to writing porno stories. But how many twenty-something lads are likely to be able to give themselves a proper bosh-job while being serenaded by Alistair Campbell on his sumptuary sexual proclivities? Perhaps he will end up working for some obscure PR firm, while dispatching columns for the Sun. But it is impossible that someone with such unimpeachable integrity and intellect will find real fulfillment in that. I'm therefore running a competition - use the comments box to convey to me your earnest suggestions for a future career for Campbell. No fucking around, I'm going to forward them to his e-mail box the second you post them. He deserves no less.